One of your most embarrassing moments

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol

[SidewayzS14]

One time back when i was 16 my girlfriend was over and we were in my room fucking and my mom came and knocked on my door and told me to stop cause she was in her room and the computer screen was shaking

[dereksi]

bullshit

[B16a2 Civic]

man, you white folks lie

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

i wasn't lying.. i was serious!

[dereksi]

I was referring to "sidewayz"

[Ran]

One time I was walking in the mall with some friends and they pushed me into a Yankee Candle store. Now, anything with heavy fragarence puts me to sleep. Cologne, perfume, potpourri, lysol, Axe body sprays; yeah, any of that sh*t will knock me out cold. Long story short, I went unconscious in the middle of Town Center Mall and woke up laying on a wooden bench with my friends standing around thinking I was dead.

Same thing happened with my last girlfriend. She knew of my problem with this stuff and completely took advantage of it. Jumped on my back and yelled "Date rape!" while spraying me in the face with perfume. Yeah, I blacked out and woke up about half an hour later. I don't think anything happened tho.

[dereksi]

bullshit?

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

I was referring to "sidewayz"

i knew who you were referring to, but B said whities are liars...

[~The_Duke~]

One time I was walking in the mall with some friends and they pushed me into a Yankee Candle store. Now, anything with heavy fragarence puts me to sleep. Cologne, perfume, potpourri, lysol, Axe body sprays; yeah, any of that sh*t will knock me out cold. Long story short, I went unconscious in the middle of Town Center Mall and woke up laying on a wooden bench with my friends standing around thinking I was dead.

Same thing happened with my last girlfriend. She knew of my problem with this stuff and completely took advantage of it. Jumped on my back and yelled "Date rape!" while spraying me in the face with perfume. Yeah, I blacked out and woke up about half an hour later. I don't think anything happened tho.

You shouldnt have told us that...I am so bringing some body spray with if I ever meet you lol...

[B16a2 Civic]

i knew who you were referring to, but B said whities are liars...

but you got black tendecies, so does Derek, now that guy abount blackin out with smells, i believe you and ims orry, but i will take advantage of that if we meet, i wear Burberry Touch cologne

[slowrolla97]

One time I was walking in the mall with some friends and they pushed me into a Yankee Candle store. Now, anything with heavy fragarence puts me to sleep. Cologne, perfume, potpourri, lysol, Axe body sprays; yeah, any of that sh*t will knock me out cold. Long story short, I went unconscious in the middle of Town Center Mall and woke up laying on a wooden bench with my friends standing around thinking I was dead.

Same thing happened with my last girlfriend. She knew of my problem with this stuff and completely took advantage of it. Jumped on my back and yelled "Date rape!" while spraying me in the face with perfume. Yeah, I blacked out and woke up about half an hour later. I don't think anything happened tho.

If you go to north point to night i got some axe for ya.

[Ran]

Damn, you can't be honest about anything on this forum.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

but you got black tendecies, so does Derek, now that guy abount blackin out with smells, i believe you and ims orry, but i will take advantage of that if we meet, i wear Burberry Touch cologne

haha.. ok...

i wear burberry brit

[B16a2 Civic]

Damn, you can't be honest about anything on this forum.

LIRL, not with assholes like me on here
but naaah, i wouldn't do that to you, once i got put in a sleeper hold and went to sleep ( didn't think it could really happened) woke up like 30 seconds later confused with a headache, i wouldn't do it to you on purpose

but i like how folks get put to sleep on UFC LIRL

[B16a2 Civic]

haha.. ok...

i wear burberry brit

hmmm, i wonder what would happen if you mix burberry touch with burberry brit.....lets mash our bodies together.......naked.......on the bed......with the lights on or off, thats up to you

[TIGERJC]

Yesterday at a funeral I was talking to this girl and being flirthy with her, I could had hit it that night.



But thank god I didnt, I found out today that was my cousin, who I have never met. My mutha fuucken cuz, why me???????????????? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

the embrassing moment comes, when few relatives call me up telling me that Im a sick little freak and that I shouldnt be talking to my cousins.

[~The_Duke~]

Yesterday at a funeral I was talking to this girl and being flirthy with her, I could had hit it that night.











But thank god I didnt, I found out today that was my cousin, who I have never met. My mutha fuucken cuz, why me???????????????? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

at a funeral home...WTF?

[~The_Duke~]

outside after the service.

A P.I.M.P. like me is never on vacation

That has got to be a interesting conversation...I am sorry about the person in the box, what ta fuck?

[B16a2 Civic]

back in my freshman of high skool, i was playin basketball during p.e, and of course when you get caught up in the game, you dont hear the bell, so me and a few folks were still playin and we seen teh next class commin in, so we hurry downstairs to get dressed, i wipe donw, throw some deoderant and cologne on, grab my books ( didn't have time to go to my locker so i had a few books) and ran upstairs to go to my next class, well on the last step i tripped and i fell infront of this semi-cute sophmore, and my books went flying
well the moral of teh story is, i hit it a few weeks later.

hahaha, that guy

[dereksi]

hahaha, that guy

hes crazy. Lol

[dereksi]

well when I was living at home with the folks I was dating this girl for about a week. So I bring her over and we start messin around and she takes her clothes off and I stand up to take mine off and when i dropped my pants she says in a loud voice "Oh my god thats fucking HUGE". Not 15 seconds later my mom walks in and my pants were down at my ankles I had my back to her and she says "Wtf" and walks out. Thats my worst moment.
















Nah im just kidding that never happened. Lol

Him too.

[B16a2 Civic]

Him too.

hell yeah, man.
i wonder if he goin to import showdown

[dereksi]

yea ill be there. u?

[B16a2 Civic]

yea ill be there. u?

yup, i guess i'll just meet you there LIRL
i doubt imma make the "Si" meeting, it just turned into a whoever wants to show up meeting

[dereksi]

yea I know. I might go anyway. It takes me about 10 mins to get there.

[B16a2 Civic]

yea I know. I might go anyway. It takes me about 10 mins to get there.

ahh i feel ya, is import showdown a car show too?

[dereksi]

uhh?? I dont know either. LOl

[B16a2 Civic]

uhh?? I dont know either. LOl

LIRL, reynolds aint too far from Columbus, plus its a nice drive there, nice roads, nice scene, what route you taken?

[dereksi]

Dont really know yet. Prolly gonna follow BTEC (jesse)

[B16a2 Civic]

ahh, well if you go the long way atl-columbus-reynolds let me know LIRL

[dereksi]

cool,will do homie

[B16a2 Civic]

or, theres like lil hick towns on teh way there, we can meet in one of dem

[dereksi]

Cool

[B16a2 Civic]

excellent

[dereksi]

awsome

[B16a2 Civic]

looks like no car show LIRL, so imma park near the track if i can
do you kno what time your leavin?

[dereksi]

nah not yet. When is it?

[B16a2 Civic]

back in my freshman of high skool, i was playin basketball during p.e, and of course when you get caught up in the game, you dont hear the bell, so me and a few folks were still playin and we seen teh next class commin in, so we hurry downstairs to get dressed, i wipe donw, throw some deoderant and cologne on, grab my books ( didn't have time to go to my locker so i had a few books) and ran upstairs to go to my next class, well on the last step i tripped and i fell infront of this semi-cute sophmore, and my books went flying
well the moral of teh story is, i hit it a few weeks later.

shit was crazy yo, i was a young whipper snapper then