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One time back when i was 16 my girlfriend was over and we were in my room fucking and my mom came and knocked on my door and told me to stop cause she was in her room and the computer screen was shaking
bullshit
man, you white folks lie
i wasn't lying.. i was serious!
I was referring to "sidewayz"
One time I was walking in the mall with some friends and they pushed me into a Yankee Candle store. Now, anything with heavy fragarence puts me to sleep. Cologne, perfume, potpourri, lysol, Axe body sprays; yeah, any of that sh*t will knock me out cold. Long story short, I went unconscious in the middle of Town Center Mall and woke up laying on a wooden bench with my friends standing around thinking I was dead.
Same thing happened with my last girlfriend. She knew of my problem with this stuff and completely took advantage of it. Jumped on my back and yelled "Date rape!" while spraying me in the face with perfume. Yeah, I blacked out and woke up about half an hour later. I don't think anything happened tho.
bullshit?
i knew who you were referring to, but B said whities are liars...Quote:
Originally Posted by dereksi
You shouldnt have told us that...I am so bringing some body spray with if I ever meet you lol...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
but you got black tendecies, so does Derek, now that guy abount blackin out with smells, i believe you and ims orry, but i will take advantage of that if we meet, i wear Burberry Touch cologne
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Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
If you go to north point to night i got some axe for ya.
Damn, you can't be honest about anything on this forum. :lmao:
haha.. ok...Quote:
Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
i wear burberry brit
LIRL, not with assholes like me on hereQuote:
Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
but naaah, i wouldn't do that to you, once i got put in a sleeper hold and went to sleep ( didn't think it could really happened) woke up like 30 seconds later confused with a headache, i wouldn't do it to you on purpose
but i like how folks get put to sleep on UFC LIRL
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hmmm, i wonder what would happen if you mix burberry touch with burberry brit.....lets mash our bodies together.......naked.......on the bed......with the lights on or off, thats up to you
Yesterday at a funeral I was talking to this girl and being flirthy with her, I could had hit it that night.
But thank god I didnt, :eek: I found out today that was my cousin, who I have never met. My mutha fuucken cuz, why me???????????????? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:upchuck:
the embrassing moment comes, when few relatives call me up telling me that Im a sick little freak and that I shouldnt be talking to my cousins.
:lmao: at a funeral home...WTF?Quote:
Originally Posted by TIGERJC
That has got to be a interesting conversation...I am sorry about the person in the box, what ta fuck?Quote:
Originally Posted by TIGERJC
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Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
hahaha, that guy
hes crazy. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
Him too.Quote:
Originally Posted by dereksi
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Originally Posted by dereksi
hell yeah, man.
i wonder if he goin to import showdown
yea ill be there. u?
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Originally Posted by dereksi
yup, i guess i'll just meet you there LIRL
i doubt imma make the "Si" meeting, it just turned into a whoever wants to show up meeting
yea I know. I might go anyway. It takes me about 10 mins to get there.
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Originally Posted by dereksi
ahh i feel ya, is import showdown a car show too?
uhh?? I dont know either. LOl
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Originally Posted by dereksi
LIRL, reynolds aint too far from Columbus, plus its a nice drive there, nice roads, nice scene, what route you taken?
Dont really know yet. Prolly gonna follow BTEC (jesse)
ahh, well if you go the long way atl-columbus-reynolds let me know LIRL
cool,will do homie
or, theres like lil hick towns on teh way there, we can meet in one of dem
Cool
excellent
awsome
looks like no car show LIRL, so imma park near the track if i can
do you kno what time your leavin?
nah not yet. When is it?
shit was crazy yo, i was a young whipper snapper thenQuote:
Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic