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  1. 05-16-2006, 10:03 AM #1
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    Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

    With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

    Then she hollered "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

    She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at
    each other dumbfounded.

    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"

    Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.
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    buhahahahahha............Good one.
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    haha, thats pretty funny
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    damn thats awesome
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    hahahahaha ..
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    ..And that is when the Casino camera came into play and she was promptly identified. She was arrested and is now serving time for indecent exposure and theft.

    Yes.. All blondes are STILL dumb... LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300
    ..And that is when the Casino camera came into play and she was promptly identified. She was arrested and is now serving time for indecent exposure and theft.

    Yes.. All blondes are STILL dumb... LOL
    yes all blondes are dumb everyone knows this
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    bhwhahahah lol..
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

    With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

    Then she hollered "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

    She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at
    each other dumbfounded.

    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"

    Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.
    smart and blonde are oxymorons
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    very good one
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