Oh I've got you beat.
I got pulled by Dekalb about a month ago for speeding/window tint. I was going 80 in the left lane of 285, and the cop followed me all the way up past Pleasantdale on 85 before hitting the lights. I knew I was gonna be pulled.
Anyway, he asks me why I was in a hurry, to which I replied I was going with the flow of traffic in my lane. He asked me where my windows were tinted, to which I replied I didn't know because it wasn't my car (hahaha.. car's still registered in my mom's name). He leaves me there for 17 minutes before returning with a Warning. I thanked him, and was just getting ready to leave when he asked me the dumbest question:
Cop: Ma'am, do you have any cocaine or marijuana in the car.
Me: Bwahahaha.. umm, no.
Cop: What's so funny?
Me: I'm sorry, but no one's ever asked me that before (mind you, I'm in gym clothes and my hair's still wet from sweat)
Cop: It's not funny. That's what we're out here looking for.
Me: I can assure you I have no drugs in the car.
Cop: One of your tires is low on air.
Me: No it's not.
Cop: Have a nice day.
~ Miranda