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  1. 05-08-2006, 09:22 AM #1
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    Default BEST PICKUP LINE

    Hi. Do you take it up the ass?
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Whas up

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    LOL BUTT SECKS!!!
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    I always liked "Nice Shoes wanna fuck?"
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    LIRL@ tha sigs
    that lion got the hell on

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    Damn you look like you give good head with those lips!!!! Gets them everytime!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I always liked "Nice Shoes wanna fuck?"
    lol that's definitely a classic
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    dah made me smirk ..
    how about you just walk up and say you wanna fuck ??
    works with some girls ..

    * caution * you might get slapped the shit out of you ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

    Guaranteed to get you laid, whether she wants it or not.
    Last edited by Ran Kizama; 05-08-2006 at 01:06 PM.
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    LOL. You got issues!! I like it!!! HA HA
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    You wanna go back to my place and have sex plus eat pizza.
    "girl frowns"
    What you dont like pizza?
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  12. 05-08-2006, 07:16 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

    Guaranteed to get you laid, whether she wants it or not.

    YEA...IM AN ASSHOLE
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    best pickup line...well not really a pick up line but a great sex line that i had to stop laughing to even think straight was


    "LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD ALREADY!"

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    that reminds me of one i heard a while ago

    "hey, do you deepthroat?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    that reminds me of one i heard a while ago

    "hey, do you deepthroat?"
    k i have to be the one to ask

    WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING ASKED IF YOU DEEPTHROAT?!?!

    cause uhhhhhhh... yeah i wont say it! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

    Guaranteed to get you laid, whether she wants it or not.

    ROTFLMAO...+1
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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    dah made me smirk ..
    how about you just walk up and say you wanna fuck ??
    works with some girls ..

    * caution * you might get slapped the shit out of you ..
    Ask vertigo he's done that shit
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  18. 05-08-2006, 08:07 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    k i have to be the one to ask

    WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING ASKED IF YOU DEEPTHROAT?!?!

    cause uhhhhhhh... yeah i wont say it! lol
    i wasnt asked

    i actually over heard some drunk guy asking a waitress
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  19. 05-08-2006, 08:09 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    i wasnt asked

    i actually over heard some drunk guy asking a waitress
    rofl....bet that was a good reaction. what happened?
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    damn thats funny shit right there
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    got this one once from a redneck...damn baby you look better than a new set of tires!

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    can i put my beef in ur taco, k thx
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    Tell her:

    Today's word of the day is legs .. how bout lets go back to my place and spread the word.
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    Hi, can I pee in your butt?

    Lay down, I think I love you.

    Me: whispers in ear- I want you to touch my vagina.
    Girl: what?
    Me: thats what ur supposed to say
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    do you spit or swallow?

    lol
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
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  26. 05-09-2006, 03:36 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velburg
    You wanna go back to my place and have sex plus eat pizza.
    "girl frowns"
    What you dont like pizza?
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    in the club: you know the hotel across the street is hourly!
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