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    Default tell me the truth plzzzzzzzzzzz

    ok so i was tryin to go to sleep and a chocroach crawled across my chest, do they really cral in your nose and ears and stuff. plz tell me cus i wanna go to sleep lol ive been huntin the fucker for like a half an hour i have a nife out lol. i hate those things ima kill it
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    cock roaches dont scare me a bit... it's the whole stories about spiders planting eggs in your ears that have always creeped me the fuck out...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    cock roaches dont scare me a bit... it's the whole stories about spiders planting eggs in your ears that have always creeped me the fuck out...

    dude seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    i kno i cant sleep lol
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    shit i was hopin for some comfort, i was wrong lol
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    thats odd. i just posted but it dissappeared :/ strange...

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    Quote Originally Posted by flipture
    thats odd. i just posted but it dissappeared :/ strange...
    its the roaches. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there everywere
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    LOL nevermind dude just posted two of the same thread with two different topic names.

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    ya im afraid i posted in my team thread also
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    ok im goin roach huntin
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    haha good luck man

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    ok i searched under my bed but i didnt find him but i moved my cutrins and he ran twards my tv i threw my nife at him but i missed. he has dissapered. he might have won the battle but im gonna win the war o yes i will win the war.
    his roach balls are mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 429bigblock
    ok i searched under my bed but i didnt find him but i moved my cutrins and he ran twards my tv i threw my nife at him but i missed. he has dissapered. he might have won the battle but im gonna win the war o yes i will win the war.
    his roach balls are mine.
    not if he gets you first.



    bwahaahahaha!!!!!!!1
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    by the way, roaches lay eggs in ur belly button commonly, and the eggs permeate ur skin and the roach babies get born in ur blood stream and get big, etc, feed on ur cells and shit and then the fully grown roaches break thru ur skin to get out... shits quite nasty

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaИdomGuy
    by the way, roaches lay eggs in ur belly button commonly, and the eggs permeate ur skin and the roach babies get born in ur blood stream and get big, etc, feed on ur cells and shit and then the fully grown roaches break thru ur skin to get out... shits quite nasty
    i hate you hassan. but i just killed him i saw him crawling on my lamp and i cut him in half then i smashed him with a lighter and cut his head of. i was very angry.
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    you do know, that where theres one, theres millions more rite??
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    dont u eat like 7 spiders in your life span?


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    DUDE!!! THATS FREAKIN VIOLENT!!!...Wouldnt it be scary if he came all assembled again and started to lay eggs in you while you were sleeping like a baby thinking you just finished your mission.

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    you all shut your mouth right now lol i know i hope they saw wat i did and decided to go to my sisters room or something lol
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    the reason i did all that is cus half of his body started to run away so i was like and i grabed the closesnt thing to me and smashed him with it and he was still goin so i cut its head off and it stoped after all that
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    You know that song lil song that goes one piggy 2 piggy 3 piggy and so fortth....one cockroach two cockroaches 3 cockroaches 4 cockroaches AHAHAHAHha dude if theres one; theres more. They pop out of any the bath tub in the spout part and in the basement. So buy that roach control house

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    ima buy a gun lol
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    They'll survie that. I shot one with a frozen paintball close range...and nothing. It kept moving around.

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    i kno theyre scary lol I CUT THE MOTHER FUCKER IN HALF and he was still goin
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    im gonna try to sleep now wish me luck
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    Quote Originally Posted by 429bigblock
    im gonna try to sleep now wish me luck
    dude, roaches travel in packs and communities, theres never just one... just a warning. (imagine, it musta been born somewhere nearby, and roach hoes lay like 100 eggs at once... so a thousand mini roaches).. .etc... better be careful man

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    Ya man... you done fucked up now, you killed one of there pack, they are gonna fuck you up now, they are never alone.. you just killed there brother, there gonna take there roach fury out on your ear drum. better start gargeling raid before it's too late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HyPer50
    Ya man... you done fucked up now, you killed one of there pack, they are gonna fuck you up now, they are never alone.. you just killed there brother, there gonna take there roach fury out on your ear drum. better start gargeling raid before it's too late.
    bathe in raid... i think they can permeate skin... with their nasty roach chemicals... and their pointy legs with sharp sticky things on the leg for traction... hopefully u dont got the kinds that fly

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