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  1. 05-02-2005, 07:34 PM #1
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    Default Perfect ending to an already shitty monday!! What would you do?

    So my monday starts out seeing a cat that got run over in front of my house, no biggie. Shitty day at work, blah blah. Then I come home to find that some good citizen decided that since the cat got run over in front of my house that it must belong to me. So they put it in my yard, instead of letting it get further squashed. Heres my delima.... This cat has been decomposing in the hot sun all day long (it's swelled up ready to burst). I can smell the stench from my front door (250 feet away). Do I go ahead, and bury it myself? Wait for the owner to drive by and see it?(Hope they pick it up) Save the owner the site of finding it by burying it now, and let them wonder what happened to it (possibly looking for it for a couple weeks). I think I would want to know, or would I rather have hope that someone found it and took it in? Yeah, I'm not really looking forward to picking this thing up. Buzzards, where art thou?
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    go ahead and burry it
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    call animal control they will come get it.
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    Lamar,

    I would go ahead and bury it .... I bet that thing smells like shit!
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    Kick it back into the street
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder Man
    call animal control they will come get it.
    What he said
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    Cancel the plans to go out tonight and just have you some road kill steak
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    Better yet, Forget my 1st idea.... I know you have a shovel up in that bitch.... Scoop it up and throw it in the yard next to your house... Hell they wont know...LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Kick it back into the street

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    or the shovel idea LMAO just make sure you take a picture of it flung in your neighbors yard haha
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    i'd just dig a hole right beside the cat and use the shovel to roll it into the hole then cover it up....
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    Why do that? He would dig up his grass, Fuck that, fling it in the neighbors yard
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    dig up the grass like sod then dig the hole...when you're done just place the grass back on top and it will regrow fine...
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    Thats to much work.... You fling it over to the next yard, its NO WORK...lol
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    you guys are sick -- bury the thing.
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    If he tries to bury it, It may explode, and all over him!! Fuck that.... Its not his smashed kitty.... If it was his, thats different... But its not.. Let the guy nextdoor worry about what to do with the timebomb kitty
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    wear a raincoat and bury it
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    ^^ Again.. To much work... Have to walk upstairs, get the raincoat... Put it on, Walk down the stairs... Go outside.. Get the shovel....Dig a hole, Push it in a hole, bury, replace grass.....

    Option #2

    Get Shovel, Fling To Neighbors Yard

    See my point? HA HA HA HA HA
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    Yeah but what if the nieghbor decides to use the kitty as a hot potatoe and throw it back in your yard....Then throw it back....Who's ever grass it blows up in loses....gReat Game HUH?

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    ewwwww and brett who keeps their rain coat upstairs? keep it by the door...easy access....
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    You remember the Kitten Cannon game that was posted up here not too long ago right..............






    I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this haha.
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    fling it up in the air with the shovel and see if it lands on its feet
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    awww... you need to bury the kitty. Just do it in the middle of the night so it has time to cool off and it wont explode. Or put it in a bag and tie it up then bury it in your neighbors yard
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    haha
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    Default or...

    you can even do one of these to get rid of it...
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    ^lol

    Of course I own this.
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    ha ha I like the sign idea (easiest idea yet).
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkrrEuroSportGLI
    Yeah but what if the nieghbor decides to use the kitty as a hot potatoe and throw it back in your yard....Then throw it back....Who's ever grass it blows up in loses....gReat Game HUH?

    hahahahaahaaaa...Brett you are crazy also...I say play the game.

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    So Lamar I will come over on my way home from work and we will fling that little bloated ticking time kitty in the next yard!! HA HA HA HA HA
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    I think bury it.. poor cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel
    go ahead and burry it
    I agree!
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    Put it in your neighbors bush by their front door. They will smell it ever time they go inside and will never know where it is comming from. Thats is if you dont like your neighbors.
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    lol this thread has me laughing my arse off!

    The exact same thing happened to me a few weeks ago actually. I was stuck with this exact same dilemma. I crammed it into my nieghbors mailbox that I can't stand! That was fukin classic........
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    ^^It was Casey's new house btw.....

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    ^^ Should have taken pics!! LOL
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    ok so heres my idea even though brett had the best idea's...take pics...make signs.....say " found cat, expecting reward for finding cat, please claim at *insert addr here*" sit and wait for your prize....hands down the best and most profitable idea yet AND.... put in the for sale on all the import sites i.e lounge, love and also on ebay...tell them shovel and leash included

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    Quote Originally Posted by black_civic_si
    put in the for sale on all the import sites i.e lounge, love and also on ebay...tell them shovel and leash included
    Thats fuckin classic!!
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    Default Dead cat in neighbors yard

    Dont know how it died... doesnt smell... dont even know if its dead... but it looks like something out of a cartoon... something just walked... fell on its side.. lol
    It hasnt moved for hours now and i threw a rock and it didnt move.

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    My guess:
    old age,
    Snake bite,
    .. cuz its an otherwise looking healthy cat... that is if its not just unconcious
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    ^^ Maybe when you threw a rock at it it knocked it out?? lol
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    possibly... im gonna go poke it with a stick. (im bored)
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    see, your bumping the value of the cat now...you can update the for sale and be like " new items included in super terrific fantastic package, one rock, used once to test reaction time of cat, also jdm poking stick to find the head/body differential of the feline"

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