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  1. 04-27-2006, 10:01 PM #1
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    Default Physicists in heaven

    So, up in Heaven, all of the physicists are pretty bored.
    From: Trevor the Vampire | Posted: 4/27/2006 7:57:55 PM | Message Detail
    The physicists, being pretty bored, walk up to God and ask for something to do. God, busy as always, suggests that they play hide and seek. "But who's it?" they ask God. "I don't care! Why don't you make Einstein it?" So they all agree and Einstein is it.

    Now, all of the physicists run off to some of the best hiding places in Heaven, except for Newton. Newton simply draws a square in the ground and stands on it. A little bit of time passes.

    "Ready or not, here I come!" Yells out Einstein. After searching for a few minutes, he comes upon Newton, runs up, and tags him.

    "You're it." says Einstein.

    Newton replied with "But you caught a Newton per square meter! You caught PASCAL! lol"
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  2. 04-27-2006, 10:06 PM #2
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    im to stupid to understand
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  3. 04-27-2006, 10:06 PM #3
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    lol
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    i guess this is one of them jokes you have to be smart to understand
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  5. 04-27-2006, 10:13 PM #5
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    That is one of the best clean jokes I have heard in a long time
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    i bet he gets bullied in school
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  7. 04-27-2006, 10:17 PM #7
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    Who me or fast lol.
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    Im in physics and all i learned today was how to cook food witha solar oven.
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  9. 04-27-2006, 10:18 PM #9
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    That actually made me chuckle, cause i had a clue what was going on. Goddamn im lame lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironchef
    That actually made me chuckle, cause i had a clue what was going on. Goddamn im lame lol.
    It is ok man while everyone else was having keg parties and going clubbing in school my friends and I were in the basement with LAN set up playing Quake 3 and MOH.
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    nice one.
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  12. 04-27-2006, 10:40 PM #12
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    haha that was pretty funny....i mean no im not a dork lol
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  13. 04-28-2006, 01:11 AM #13
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    i get the joke... but its not funny. I would have b*tch smacked Sir Isaac Newton for saying some stupid, unfunny sh*t like that
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    lol when ever i see Pascal i think programming lol took me a minute to remember another definition for pascal lol
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    hahahaha newton per sq meter!!! ba-dum-bum CHING!

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  16. 04-28-2006, 07:26 AM #16
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    i get the joke... but its not funny. I would have b*tch smacked Sir Isaac Newton for saying some stupid, unfunny sh*t like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarzanman
    i get the joke... but its not funny. I would have b*tch smacked Sir Isaac Newton for saying some stupid, unfunny sh*t like that
    Double Post 6 hours later. lol.
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  18. 04-28-2006, 09:20 AM #18
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    rofl, at the joke but also at the double post
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    thanks for the reps


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