Well guys and girls. I need your help. I am in the process of writing commercials for both TNT and TBS.

I need 2 commercials for each show. The shows are the following: Sex and the City, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Friends, and Everyone Loves Ramon.

They are 15-30 sec VOC (Voice Over Credit) Scripts.

Here is an example of one:

Home Improvement
"Its the man who caused more power outages then Enron. Time the toolman taylor is up next on Home Improvement"

I am looking for new fresh ideas, and looking to get your guys input. The key thing is they have to be creative and funny.

Here is one of the ones I have:

Family Guy,
"A husband with no common sense, a martini drinking dog, and a maniacal baby with plans of world domination. If you thought your family was dysfunctional, wait until you meet ours. Family Guy is next on TBS."