Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
Brett's so old he set the first ever camp fire and thought about setting pieces of raw corn he harvested into a pan (a pan which he used to sift gold back in the day) they then popped and he made what is known to man as the first ever bag of popcorn

Brett is so old, he left some meat out one day....found it weeks later and it was kind of shewy....we know know it as beef jerky