Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
i think Bert is pretty funny lookin, he turns red when the sun is out

Brett is so old, i hit him on the back and his nipples fell off.
Brett's so old he set the first ever camp fire and thought about setting pieces of raw corn he harvested into a pan (a pan which he used to sift gold back in the day) they then popped and he made what is known to man as the first ever bag of popcorn