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Thread: A voice mail I got last night...

  1. 04-24-2006, 01:53 PM #1
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    Default A voice mail I got last night...

    Hi, Mike. If this is the dumbass from Import Atlanta who wants to talk shit about my fucking girlfriend. How bout..tell you what. How bout you come find me instead of lollygagging around the fucking woods looking for some bullshit ass ghosts like a fucking dumbcock and I'm gonna stick my foot in your ass you fucking talk about her again. Have a nice day, go jack off while you look for fucking Casper and his friendly ghosts you dumb fucking bitch. Bye.

    Lolol. Now. Here is the thing. This tough guy takes the time to click on my website link, go through my website, and find my phone number and calls me up about 10:30 last and invites me to come find him so he can "stick a foot" in my ass. Lolol. Here's the shitter. He fucking blocks his number so I can't return the call. Suppose I wanted to take him up on that? Lolol. Had I been able to respond to him, here's how it might have sounded:

    Quote Originally Posted by austin
    Hi, Mike.
    Hey. What's up.

    Quote Originally Posted by austin
    If this is the dumbass from Import Atlanta who wants to talk shit about my fucking girlfriend.
    I guess it is. Although the dumbass part may be a little out of context.

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    How bout you come find me instead of lollygagging around the fucking woods looking for some bullshit ass ghosts like a fucking dumbcock and I'm gonna stick my foot in your ass you fucking talk about her again.
    Lollygagging? I think people quit doing that back in the '50's. Dumbcock? Hmmmm. You like to work on the physically impossible challenges, don't you. I highly doubt that a foot would be able to get stuck in an ass.

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    Have a nice day,
    Thanks. You too.

    Quote Originally Posted by austin
    go jack off while you look for fucking Casper and his friendly ghosts you dumb fucking bitch.
    I don't think I can do two things at once. But know this....not all of Casper's friends are friendly.

    Quote Originally Posted by austin
    Bye.
    See ya. At least the dude was polite. If he had just hung up on me, I might've came to find him because I hate to be hung up on more than anything. Lolol. You're a pretty funny character, homey. Re-read your FOR SALE post cuz and find where I started talking shit about your girl. And please, if you're gonna man enough to call and threaten me, at least be man enough to leave your number. Or would your parents get mad if I called you back that late? Lolol. Later, QD.
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  2. 04-24-2006, 01:59 PM #2
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  3. 04-24-2006, 02:00 PM #3
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    haha.. wtf?
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    This guy must want to be the new IA comedian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GA_Teg
    This guy must want to be the new IA comedian.
    the position has been filled..
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    oh god, thas funny, i was threatned too QD, by a 7ft swoll tall Laos guy on here

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  8. 04-24-2006, 02:07 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    oh god, thas funny, i was threatned too QD, by a 7ft swoll tall Laos guy on here
    Yao Ming's on IA?
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    oh shit son!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GA_Teg
    Yao Ming's on IA?

    i guess, thats the only asian i knwo that made it over 6'0 ( other then george)

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    oh god, thas funny, i was threatned too QD, by a 7ft swoll tall Laos guy on here
    not really hes standing on some stilettos ..
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    I had to block my number Mike cause I was on my rotary phone, But you got the point I was trying to make!!
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    Shhhhh. Quiet. What's that smell? OWNAGE??? CABBAGE??? RUBBAGE

    **takes a wiff**

    That's DEF OWNAGE!!! Cabbage doesn't smell THIS good!!!
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    lololololololol
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    I know who it was. That isn't the point of the thread. Later, QD.
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