A voice mail I got last night...

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Hi, Mike. If this is the dumbass from Import Atlanta who wants to talk shit about my fucking girlfriend. How bout..tell you what. How bout you come find me instead of lollygagging around the fucking woods looking for some bullshit ass ghosts like a fucking dumbcock and I'm gonna stick my foot in your ass you fucking talk about her again. Have a nice day, go jack off while you look for fucking Casper and his friendly ghosts you dumb fucking bitch. Bye.

Lolol. Now. Here is the thing. This tough guy takes the time to click on my website link, go through my website, and find my phone number and calls me up about 10:30 last and invites me to come find him so he can "stick a foot" in my ass. Lolol. Here's the shitter. He fucking blocks his number so I can't return the call. Suppose I wanted to take him up on that? Lolol. Had I been able to respond to him, here's how it might have sounded:

Hi, Mike.

Hey. What's up.

If this is the dumbass from Import Atlanta who wants to talk shit about my fucking girlfriend.

I guess it is. Although the dumbass part may be a little out of context.

How bout you come find me instead of lollygagging around the fucking woods looking for some bullshit ass ghosts like a fucking dumbcock and I'm gonna stick my foot in your ass you fucking talk about her again.

Lollygagging? I think people quit doing that back in the '50's. Dumbcock? Hmmmm. You like to work on the physically impossible challenges, don't you. I highly doubt that a foot would be able to get stuck in an ass.

Have a nice day,

Thanks. You too.

go jack off while you look for fucking Casper and his friendly ghosts you dumb fucking bitch.

I don't think I can do two things at once. But know this....not all of Casper's friends are friendly.

Bye.

See ya. At least the dude was polite. If he had just hung up on me, I might've came to find him because I hate to be hung up on more than anything. Lolol. You're a pretty funny character, homey. Re-read your FOR SALE post cuz and find where I started talking shit about your girl. And please, if you're gonna man enough to call and threaten me, at least be man enough to leave your number. Or would your parents get mad if I called you back that late? Lolol. Later, QD.