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  1. 04-14-2006, 05:49 PM #1
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    Default The answers to my jokes?

    I made up these jokes the other day. I told them to my GF and she guessed both on the first try. It pissed me off since I spent an hour to come up with them. So I want to see if she was just lucky or if my lame jokes are that easy to crack. +1 to who ever knows the answers.

    Joke#1

    What kind of school prepares for hurricanes all year round?
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    School of meteorology.
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    Nope
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    FSU, lol
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    Correct answer is: Boarding School

    lol, yeah I know its a stupid joke.


    Joke #two

    Whats the most boring animal?
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    Snail.
    :boobies:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder
    Snail.

    FUCK YOU! lol

    No but seriously. What is it?

    *Hint* Dont think so hard. Use less braincells to solve these jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHH GOOD ONE
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    wild boar
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    Quote Originally Posted by slipknot7467
    wild boar

    Yeap. +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by slipknot7467
    wild boar
    hmm... how about

    a boar


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    hmm... how about

    a boar
    The correct answer is boar, but wild boar works aswell. +1 for your Boar answer.
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    SHIT!


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    Last joke.

    What is the most tired part on a car?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    Last joke.

    What is the most tired part on a car?
    tires


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    tires
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    Quote Originally Posted by slipknot7467
    tires
    Nope, Thats a good guess though. Your on the right track with ryming things together.
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    exhaust
    EastCoastEFCivics
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdare23
    exhaust

    Correct!

    It's the exhaust because it's exhausted lol
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