this client is sitting in our lobby waiting for his closing.. i am his precloser and he came in the other day to drop off some papers..
yesterday...
so he walks in.. a bald fatshort man.. maybe 5'7 at the most.. k.. so he is wearing a black suit.. (like from the 80's like the fabric is all faded..) anywho.. his button up shirt is upbuttoned about half way down.. so his nassi chest hair lookin like pubes is all bushing out.. k.. to top it off he was wearing nassi gold chains and big fake rings.. ok not so bad cuz my boss was there helping me with this dude..
so today i is his closing.. he comes in.. his package isnt here.. so he is sitting in our lobby.. asking the girl at the front desk (she is married.. wearing her ring) if she is married.. she says yes so he says well do you have any sisters? she goes NO.. lol he walks up to the door that seperates the lobby from the employees (its glass) and he starts knocking.. i look over.. walk over to the door.. opened it.. and he goes:
nassi man: heeeey kelly!!
me: hi mr. nicholas... we are waiting on your package.. it should just be a few minutes.. i will let you know when i get it
nassi man: ok no problemo.. hey do you mind if i come sit with you at your desk? (we have a lobby.. with lots of seating..)
me: ummm i dont think so.. i am working...
nassi man: oh but i'll be quite... *wink*
me: no sorry..
then my co worker walks over cuz she heard him and goes "can we help you sir?" he replies with "oh no im ok.. but i see you are married.. thats too bad.."
ok and to top it off.. he is a planner for a funeral home!! bwahahahahha so ya that should explain how ODD this man is...
please tell me WTF is wrong with people..
kelly notes..
nassi short man is a stalker and is hitting on every women in my office..
TGIF bishes!!
that is all.. thank you




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