A little boy goes to his father and asks:

"Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers:

"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"

You're Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.


Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.



We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

"You've Got Male"