Good afternoon, everyone. My name is Heywood Bangher. I'm a detective in the GROPE squad of the Georgia Bureau of Investigations. GROPE, which stands for Get Rid Of Phony Egos, specializes in cracking down on the new craze of creating an alternate ego to use to say to someone what you really want to say, but wouldn't under your own name. If there is anyone on this forum who is involved in creating fake accounts, I can assure you that I will find you. GROPE does not take lightly, these measures that citizens are using to make people feel better about themselves by making themselves feel superior to others. Have a good afternoon.

Detective Heywood U. Bangher.