what would you do?
A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a
taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his
home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected
his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly, arriving at the house, the husband and the cabby tiptoed into
the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket
back and there was his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife
shouted..."Don't do it.." This man has been very generous. I lied when
I told you I inherited money. He pays the mortgage on our dream house.
He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin
cruiser He paid for your season Green Bay Packers Tickets. He paid for
our house at the lake. He pays our kids college fund.. He paid for our
country club membership and he even pays the monthly dues".
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband slowly lowered the
gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket, before he
catches a cold".
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