Crude joke of the day...

[quickdodge®]

A guy walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep and says, "Honey, meet the pig I've been sleeping with all those nights when you won't put out."

Indignant, his wife says, "You moron, that's a sheep, not a pig."

He responds, "Oh shut up; I wasn't talking to you!"

Later, QD.

[The Golden Child]

lol ahahahahahahaha ..

[Halfwit]

ehh, not much of a punch, but still a joke.