Ok so we are passing out drift fury flyers at the mall. All of a sudden this guy in a white mini van backs out of a space...almost hits my Evo, runs around the back of my car, slams his fist on my wing and tells me to leave the mall. Well this guy looks like a nobody to me. He has on a blue polo with no writing on it and his minivan is plain white. I yell at him "don't fucking touch my car!" so he acts like he's touching it like an immature little brat with his pointer finger. He says "I work for the mall, now leave" I cuss him out a little and flick him off and proceed to leave the mall. Well as we are leaving I look in my rear view and dude is following me. So I stop the car pull up the e-brake get out and call the police and tell them I am in fear of my life. I don't know who the fuck this guy is. He says he works for the mall but how am I supposed to know. He already slammed his fist on my $50K car! So anyways, mall security show up before the police. We start the procedure of us being banned from the premisis. The cop shows up and the dude in the minivan leaves. So blah blah blah. Ends up that the mall guy in the minivan gets in trouble for assault because he doesn't have a uniform on and he touched my car and I had reasonable fear for my life

I win! But I'm still banned from the mall for soliciting I'm going to take it to court cuz I'm a spiteful bitch.