No more being a bum ! ! ! ! !

[TheSnail]

I am admitting that I’m a bum. My friends always say I have a problem with drinking and it shows by my living like a bum. I say I am fine, and I could live normally. But god damn I’m lazy. So I came to the conclusion that it is mostly the cause of excessive drinking. I drink my self to sleep, then wake up around 2-3pm. I have been skipping my calc2 class for 5+ weeks since it’s a 1pm class which means I have to wake up around noon. After about 6years of heavy drinking I see that it is nothing good for me. It made me lazy, tempered, gave me a DUI, and now some organ behind my ribcage has been hurting for the past month lol. since Im too lazy to put away dishes, the food and plates stay around for weeks, so Im sure even the air in my room is not healthy. So as difficult as it is to stop drinking, its time for me to give quitting a shot. I want to have my desk back! I want to wake up before noon and have a day. So that is one of the main reasons Im going to the Varsity meet tonight, so I can get out of my room, and stay away from the booz. Here are the head quarters as we speak. Mmm…the smell of stale beer…

[thinkfast®]

how do you live with yourself

[dereksi]

LOl that kinda looks like my room

[quickdodge®]

My landlord thanks you. All those budlight cans just made up a percentage of my paycheck. Lolol. Later, QD.

[deffro]

Hmmmmm...... Booze and a sniper rifle. A winning combination. Good luck with the wagon, that bitch moves fast so don't fall off.

[BABY J]

I will confiscate ALL said Bud Light from the premises to assist you in the VERY tough transition. I will hold contraband in a special resvoir to ensure that it does not go to waste.

NOTE: Please have said beer cold when I arrive to confiscate.

[dereksi]

kinda looks like my room except the food.

[thinkfast®]

confiscation is neat-o

[thinkfast®]

Derek we saw your first post puto

[BABY J]

confiscation is neat-o

Since I have a co-signer I will now deem THINKFAST as my assistant in retrieving and storing all canned and chilled contraband. He will be allowed full access to the headquarters, just as I have been given.

[man]

Derek we saw your first post puto

I thought I was having some Deja-vu

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

wow, why would you admit that?

[IntegraXTR]

damnnnn, goodluck on the wagon man, but the only thing that disturbs me is all that beer and a sniper rifle......

[TheSnail]

The sniper rifle is mainly for squirels and rabits. Or basically any animal the size of a dog and less. But All I find is squirels and rabits. I think the neihboors are get pissed with me shooting it from my window lol. As for the beer confiscation. I think I have 4 left in one of the 24pk boxes. But I dont know if I can be able to quit today, so I'll try to quit tomarrow

[ahmonrah]

looks like theres a shitload of beer,old food a compound bow and a scoped rifle. but yeah congrats on the decision to slow it down homie. just stick wit it and you should be ok.

[BABY J]

wow, why would you admit that?

**loox at SEXXI cav** HUSH YOU SEXXI ASS MUTHA FUCKA!!!!! You are hereby ordered to cease talking. You are interfering with my attempts to secure chilled and canned contraband at a cost equalling FREE, to be shared with THINKFAST, my new assistant. Should he change his mind b/c of this senseless post, I will be FORCED to take you out on a date and exchange sexual pleasures until you fall in love with me. **turns to snail** NOW WHERE IS THE STASH BITCH!!!???

[4dmin]

damnnnn, goodluck on the wagon man, but the only thing that disturbs me is all that beer and a sniper rifle......

^ lol i noticed that too

[dereksi]

kinda looks like my room except the food

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

**loox at SEXXI cav** HUSH YOU SEXXI ASS MUTHA FUCKA!!!!! You are hereby ordered to cease talking. You are interfering with my attempts to secure chilled and canned contraband at a cost equalling FREE, to be shared with THINKFAST, my new assistant. Should he change his mind b/c of this senseless post, I will be FORCED to take you out on a date and exchange sexual pleasures until you fall in love with me. **turns to snail** NOW WHERE IS THE STASH BITCH!!!???

BWAHAHA..



















*whispers* Can I laugh?

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

kinda looks like my room except the food

how many times do you have to repeat yourself? lol

[ahmonrah]

~raises hand~ excuse me ? tell me if i'm wrong, but i'm presuming that women dont see that room too often, if ever. am i right or wrong ?

[BABY J]

...I think I have 4 left in one of the 24pk boxes. But I dont know if I can be able to quit today, so I'll try to quit tomarrow

As a professional in this sort of thing, I suggest that you secure as much contraband as you can today... chill it as normal, and then give me and my new assistant a call. Then we will proceed w/ the inventory and storing of this substance. Trust me, you are doing a great service to this organization, to yourself, and to all squirrels and rabbits w/in an eyshot of the window in the pics. Go with God.

[TheSnail]

~raises hand~ excuse me ? tell me if i'm wrong, but i'm presuming that women dont see that room too often, if ever. am i right or wrong ?

I have pictures but they are xxx. If I have permision to post them, then Ill put them up

[BABY J]

I have pictures but they are xxx. If I have permision to post them, then Ill put them up

**grabs some popcorn and a barf bag (just in case). Closes 1 eye totally, and peeks at screen between index and middle finger of other hand. Crosses all unused fingers and toes**

[TheSnail]

* waits for permission*

[ahmonrah]

~takes seat~ i stand corrected. post them in the NWS section. that's where stuff like that goes. but post ones with females only. not your pasty ass groping them !! j/k

[BABY J]

~takes seat~ i stand corrected. post them in the NWS section. that's where stuff like that goes. but post ones with females only. not your pasty ass groping them !! j/k

**returns popcorn/barf bag to cabinet** sigh of relief. Dreams of kissing CAV. Life is good.

[TheSnail]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/...3#post34313323

[BABY J]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/...3#post34313323

**grabs 2 bags of popcorn** refreshes contacts w/ solution. Wow... this reminds me of CAV and I. We are SO in love.

[MongolPup]

lol i guess i missed it.

[thinkfast®]

weak sauce on them pics homey...

yea I suggest you get as much evidence as possible for us to get our confiscation on.. make sure its chilled

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

I SWEAR TO BUM YOU ARE NOT A GOD!!!!

[D.Choe]

I have been skipping my calc2 class for 5+ weeks since it’s a 1pm class which means I have to wake up around noon.

LOL!
I haven't been to my Comm. or Govt. class in 3 weeks.
I'm right there with you.
Except my class starts at 9:30.

[IndianStig]

The sniper rifle is mainly for squirels and rabits. Or basically any animal the size of a dog and less. But All I find is squirels and rabits. I think the neihboors are get pissed with me shooting it from my window lol. As for the beer confiscation. I think I have 4 left in one of the 24pk boxes. But I dont know if I can be able to quit today, so I'll try to quit tomarrow

thats the spirit

[Crazy Asian]

Ya snail drinks beer, shoots animals and then eats it, then scrathches his belly and smoke. Yep thats a damn good life

[TheSnail]

It might sound like a redneck type of life. But damn, Im starting to like not doing anything other then drinking beer and shootin animals. A salute to you clever rednecks and yalls ingenuity.