hahaha.. you boys crack me up.. here's my diet...

*insert valley girl voice* Like, I need one piece of lettuce, like with no salad dressing because that's got like waaaaaayyy tooo many calories, and like could I have some water with low calorie ice cubes... and like for desert, if I don't feel like barfing up my one piece of lettuce, I'll have a piece of pineapple..."