Who's your daddy...
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper
thing to do is to find out who the father is and see
why he is not providing support. The following are
all replies that Dallas women have written on Child
Support Agency forms in the section for listing
father's details. Or putting it another way...Who's
yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
Be sure to check out # 11 - it takes the prize and # 3
is runner up. However; I think # 5 is from another planet.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to
the identity of the father of child B, but I believe
that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a
list of names of men that I think were at the party if
this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where
I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night I do
remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If
you do manage to track down the father, can you send
me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by
my stiletto heels in one of the door panels. Perhaps
you can contact BMW service stations in this area and!
see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and
that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
would have cataclysmic implications for the economy.
I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as
all blacks look the same to me.
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do
catch up with him, can you ask him what he did
with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned
at the same time.... well I don't have a clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the
Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only
thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a
program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd
have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going
to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have
remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you
can't be sure which one made you fart.
Later, QD.
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