P.S You could do a PBS special on the streetwalkers in the A, considering you've hired almost all of them.
"It ain't much daddy but I'll work wit it."
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P.S You could do a PBS special on the streetwalkers in the A, considering you've hired almost all of them.
"It ain't much daddy but I'll work wit it."
GROSE
haha i don't need to pay for sex. I get plenty from your female relatives. your sister has a phat one man.... btw she shared those stories about when you and her were alone... you begging for stuff b/c u couldn't get any outside the family
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
oh hell no. How do you get any pussy at all?
OH SHIT I FORGOT! You go to high school parties, get the girls drunk and rape 'em.
Pretty soon people are gonna start reconizing you..... but I know you like the middle schoolers better anyway.
DOUBLE U TEE EFF MAN
man that's total bullshit. i didn't fuck her. i go to high school parties to be the mediator. most of them can't hold their alcohol and they do some stupid stuff. gotta have someone watch over them. If i remember correctly your the one that gets with the drunk ones.... *coughs*2 weeks ago
Nah you only think your the mediator because your gone after 2 drinks.... of bitch beer that is.
Your that fucker everyone laughs when you try to mack on girls; but you just wait until later then you hit it up.
dude i don't even fuckin drink. i'd probably die if i drank more than a shot. allergic man. from what i recall...aka funny pics u had 2 smirnof's if your hand at the last part u went tho... both half empty and u were totally shit faced
Negative. I'm not noob ass bitch, there aren't any cameras where I'm at. Also your not allergic to it, its allergic to you; doesn't like to be thrown up after three sips.
remember that time we gave you some coke and said it had vodka in it? You were like uhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm soooooooooooooooooooooo trashed right now....
*bow*
SIKE FTW DUMB SONS OF BITCHES!
Dear God...why is this bloody thread still alive?
these DUMB SON OF A BITCHES are talkin shit to each other, when really the just wanna have butt secks wit each other and get it on with guys like 24/7
oh...well thats just lovelyQuote:
Originally Posted by thinkfast®
die thread die
NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!
That dude is always at a bar I go to, I think he is retarded or something becuas ehe seem sa lil slow. Eveyrtime my friend is up there, he goes up and talks to her. Appearantly he has a thing for her, funny to watch really. I actually watched some people at Startime tell him he HAD TO LEAVE!!!
Wow that is awesome!
LIRL!!! i'm reading this thread and :lmfao:!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlieZ
she's been called "COKE WHORE"
http://www.planningaboveandbeyond.co...-addiction.gif
and her weak ass retort was "i've tried coke before but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose" or some weak, but equally stupid response like that. then marta mike comes through with funny lines and wont quit.
but to call her a TIRE BITER??!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~agfreed/s...tirebiter3.jpg
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
"OH GOD!! ....I'M LAUGHING TOO HARRD.....I CANT BREATHE!!!!" ~WIPING TEARS FROM EYES...~
**FOR THOSES THAT DIDNT SEEIT. page:10
Im sitting here with GirlieZ and she is laughing her ass of right now... I have to admitt.. the girl is funny as shit :D
in spite of all the reading i did(shiyat!!) and the jokes and hilarity of the thread and subsequentQuote:
Originally Posted by fawk_you
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which was quite entertaining. the moral of your thread is this....now take it to heart, let it sink in and process this information..
1)avoid saying or doing anything that you will have to apologize for later on.
2) if your talking shit behind someones back, have the ovaries to say it in there face just as you said it behind their back.
3) your skinny(I.E. featherweight), he's hairy. why laugh at someone for how they are, when your laughable yourself? (according to your pics i've seen & peoples comments on you in real life)
4) those in glass huts, shouldnt throw stones.
oh...and GIRLIEZ?
i'm a boob fan/conneseur. the next time you go showing your boobs.. make sure AHMONRAH is around ok ? that is all. enjoy the site peeps... ~puts on smokers jacket, lights cigar and resumes watching "boobs in toyland dvd"~
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Originally Posted by ahmonrah
mannnnnnnnnn no disrespect to anyone but I swear that is EXACTLY what came to mind when I see these threads.. lol damn you read my mind
ill make sure to let you know.. since she pretty much lives with me now on..I got the downlow on herQuote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
you arent missing anything, she's got saggy omelet tittys, they are like overeasy eggs hangin from a nail.. lumpy ass tittys, lookin like grits.. and she got the unibrow son! the slide step dont help, I mean should I go on??Quote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
hey hey be nice to my girl...Quote:
Originally Posted by thinkfast®
be nice to DEEZ NUTS
you either get down or lay down.. if you aint wit me, you against me!!
wtf kind of smack talk is that?????Quote:
Originally Posted by thinkfast®
SHUT UP LEISA, FORE I CALL BRETT IN HERE TO REGULATE!!
(he told me he dont run, he runs shit)
DAMN STRAIGHT YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH!!! In fact I will tell her to get her lazy ass up and make me some fuckin fresh baked cookies.....
:D
I also said, I am not pussy whipped, I whip that pussy!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by thinkfast®
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Originally Posted by Brett
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... RIGHT!
see Leisa, I dont bullshit
<Slaps Leisa in the back of the head> Get my damn cookies woman!!!
See Ricky knows how I run the shit in this crib!!
haha hells yea Brett, thats how you do it
yo man if she give you any lip, tell her you run shit, then make crumbs and make her vaccum
oh and ask for a roast beef sandwich at odd times
lol brett's about to get LEISOWNED!!!!!
I will go one up on ya!! For our 6 year wedding anniversary in 2 weeks, I will buy her some pots and pans and tell her ass to cook me a dinner to show how thankful she is I am here... HA HA HA HA HA HA HAQuote:
Originally Posted by thinkfast®
<Hides behind Ricky cause I know this one will get me beat down>
HAHAHA oh shit brett, thats a nice one man... I'll chalk that up to age
yea man, then when she asks "WTF did you just say Brett Lowenthal?" you tell her "I don't repeat myself to trash"
<Ummmm no thanks, I will back out of this one now>
You now have to deal with the lil lady on your own, Peace out homie
<Goes to NWS forum where its safe> lol
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Originally Posted by thinkfast®
Motherfucker I know your mexican dumb son of a bitching ass did not just call me white trash ...
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