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  1. 03-14-2006, 05:53 PM #1
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    Default Why are men here.....really?

    The "Whys" of men:

    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they are plugged into a genius)

    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    (they don't have enough time)

    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (they don't stop to ask directions)

    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

    6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    (don't know... it's never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

    8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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  2. 03-14-2006, 06:09 PM #2
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    lol
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  3. 03-14-2006, 06:12 PM #3
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    lol point made
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they are plugged into a genius)
    Later, QD.
    Booooo!! Somebody needs to come through with a counter to that one..... Oh shit, here's one. **NWS**



















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  5. 03-14-2006, 06:31 PM #5
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    Men are here for Dick thats it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Queen Bling
    Men are here for Dick thats it.
    Damn, I thought you wanted me for more than that??
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  7. 03-14-2006, 06:37 PM #7
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    hahahahha you know you are special to me babe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Queen Bling
    Men are here for Dick thats it.
    Hey. If that's all you need me for, I can live with it. Later, QD.
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  9. 03-14-2006, 06:45 PM #9
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    ^Na I was kidding. hahahaha
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  10. 03-14-2006, 06:49 PM #10
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    Goddamnit. Later, QD.
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  11. 03-14-2006, 06:52 PM #11
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    ^Bahahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Queen Bling
    hahahahha you know you are special to me babe.
    Better be, don't wanna have to get "straight gangsta" on you...

    ^^ You know you like me using your saying.
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    My saying is da shit homie!
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