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  1. 03-08-2006, 10:20 PM #1
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    Exclamation Poundage Application

    *fill this out completely and honestly for consideration*
    Application For Poundage recipient

    Name:______________________

    City:______________________
    State:_____________________
    Age:__________ Phone:______________
    SSN:_______________

    Hair Color:__________
    Real Hair Color:____________
    Eye Color:___________

    Dentures: __________
    Weight: _________
    Height:___________
    Waist Size: __________
    Breast or Bra Size: __________

    Marital Status:
    Married___________
    Single______________
    Divorced:_________ Other__________

    Are Your Breasts Real? ____________
    Do You Like Them:
    Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________
    Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________
    Other_____
    All of the Above____________

    Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________
    All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________

    Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________

    How Often? __________

    Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________

    Pussy Size:
    Small ________ Medium __________
    Large ____________ Extra Large __________


    While Screwing Do You:
    Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______
    Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______
    Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________
    All of the Above_____________________



    List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
    1)______________
    2)______________
    3)______________


    When You Cum Do You:
    Wiggle______ Wobble__________
    Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________
    Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________


    What Kind of Screw Do You Like?
    Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________
    All Night____________ All Speeds___________


    How Many Times? _________________
    How Long Do You Like To Screw At
    One Interval? ___________________________


    If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
    (Not Immediate Family)

    Name:______________ Address:______________
    Phone:__________

    Name:______________ Address:______________
    Phone:__________


    Would your service be Free of Charge?_______

    If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,
    What Are Your Charges For:

    One Night_________ One Hour____________
    Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________

    What Credit Cards Will You Accept?

    Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______
    Sears________ JC Penney's___________
    All of the Above________ Others_________


    Comments __________________________
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.
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  2. 03-08-2006, 10:22 PM #2
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    ha ha ha ha ha
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  3. 03-08-2006, 10:34 PM #3
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    Old. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

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  4. 03-08-2006, 10:37 PM #4
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    Someone sent it to me in pm
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.
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  5. 03-08-2006, 11:10 PM #5
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    Old as fuck.
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  6. 03-08-2006, 11:26 PM #6
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    but still funny none the less.. ill be waiting for a few in my inbox.. LIRL
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  7. 03-08-2006, 11:28 PM #7
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    old but funny
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  8. 03-08-2006, 11:33 PM #8
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    Old as Brett
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  9. 03-08-2006, 11:42 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast
    Old as Brett
    damn, that's cold
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  10. 03-08-2006, 11:44 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by fcman
    damn, that's cold
    just like Bretts knees on a winter morning

    JACK PALANCE SON OF A BITCH FTW!!
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  11. 03-09-2006, 10:20 AM #11
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    nice app
    You only live once, maybe twice if you use the e-brake!
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