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    Default Whole new meaning to the term "pencil dick"

    Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

    Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

    So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

    Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the Kurir newspaper reported.

    Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

    "Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils." - Ananova.com

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    bahahahahhaahahhahahahahahha what an idiot
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    what a dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!

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    the things a man will do to get a nut!!! now what wouldve he done when it was time to come ?? ewwwww



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    thats some fucked up shit, some people are so damn stupid.
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    Aw fuck....

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    damn, my shaft is still hurting just from the story.

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    This reminded me of the picture of the guy with a jelly jar and potatoe in his ass........

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    Quote Originally Posted by NSCredondo
    This reminded me of the picture of the guy with a jelly jar and potatoe in his ass........

    ???

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    ^ NO DONT ASK, HE MIGHT POST IT. *SHUTTERS*

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    what a dumb Phuck.

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    Dayum the things that some people do
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    Quote Originally Posted by ARFNSX
    ???
    look in the NWS section....its kinda sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by NSCredondo
    look in the NWS section....its kinda sick

    Damn people are sick. how and why...you know what, I do not know to know.

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    Thus, proving the stupidity of Serbians lol...that was funny.
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