You supposed to doo doo everyday..wonderin why you got a headache - you need to doo doo!

you cant go 3 days without doo dooin... you bust a damn vein!! And put some vegetables on the plate!! thats what make the doo doo slide, is the vegetables... not just mashed potatos and fried chicken and thats all, doo doo come out hard as a muthafucker!! feel like a sailboat comin out yo ass, gotta grab a ass cheek and stomp, cause you aint had no muthafuckin vegetables

you ever farted and knew it was gonna be a loud fart, so you try and overtalk the fart.. like pfffffffffft WHERE YOU GONNA BE??? pffffffffft ALRIGHT THEN I MEET YOU DOWNTOWN HOMEY

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