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    Default I really need to...

    Take a shower.

    Its been three days with out taking a shower and now I realy starting to stink. I have been lazy and just havent had the time to take one. But it is getting bad, I pull down my boxers to take a piss and it smells as if I crapped myself. I might go take a shower right now, while Im not so lazy, because I dont want to continue to 4 days . I figgured I'd tell yall, since I was impressed at the strenght of the stinch from not showering in 3 days and with out deoderent.

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    I got you beat. Been about 2 weeks for me. Later, QD.
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    UGH!!! GO AWAY NOW AND GET CLEAN! Naaaaashty... fuck.... now *I* need a shower, just from reading that.

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    um, yea, i really hope hes not serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imbosile
    um, yea, i really hope hes not serious.
    Who QD or me? Yeah its been three days, no big deal. Just stinks. The longest I went is about a week, but that was multiple times when I lived on my own. As far as not taking a shower now, its that damn post thread's fault. Iv been on it from 11-6am and 11-7am the past couple of nights, so when Im done with postwhoreing its like 7am and is "too late" for me to take a shower so I just go to sleep. Then I wake up, turnon the computer and drink my coffe, not wanting to get in the shower. thats how 3 days builds up before you know it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    Who QD or me? Yeah its been three days, no big deal. Just stinks. The longest I went is about a week, but that was multiple times when I lived on my own. As far as not taking a shower now, its that damn post thread's fault. Iv been on it from 11-6am and 11-7am the past couple of nights, so when Im done with postwhoreing its like 7am and is "too late" for me to take a shower so I just go to sleep. Then I wake up, turnon the computer and drink my coffe, not wanting to get in the shower. thats how 3 days builds up before you know it.
    DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT SHOWER

    do it for IA... lets see how long you can last... seriously.... i dont think u can pass 5 days...!!

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    No I got you beat..ALL OF YOU. Went to Mexico for a missionary trip...didnt take a shower for 1 month. HAH!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    No I got you beat..ALL OF YOU. Went to Mexico for a missionary trip...didnt take a shower for 1 month. HAH!!!!!
    Well thats different.... thats cause the water down there can give you syphalis. I'd rather stink than have my dick fall off.
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    So thats what that smell was I smelled out on Barrett last night! damn man... lmao.
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    this is dumb
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    I took a shower about an hour after I posted, so now I smell like Herbal Essence and IrishSpring.

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    You still smell like a snail GO WHORE IN THE LAST PAGE THREAD NOT HERE!!!

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    uh

    isn't herbal essence a more feminie shampoo?

    did you have an orgasm while showering?


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    No he just...oozeed everywhere.

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    i take two a day every day

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    Quote Originally Posted by XBLG20
    i take two a day every day
    as do i
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.

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    No, I did not have an orgasm, but I was moaning really loud.

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    You need to be salted/

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    FUCK YOU ! HAHAHA

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    haAHAHAHAH or be shoved in a salt pile and see you sizzle.

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    Well Ill sink into my shell, so the salt doesnt touch my skin.

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    Ill break your shell...AND THEN PEE ON YOU!!!

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    I did it again. Last shower was the shower after my first post.

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    das just sick yo i can't go w/out at least 2 showers a day
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    Somone bathe me with a sponge.

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    damn son thats impressive... I went like 5 days, including soccer practice on 4 days..

    I used to smell my socks and Id be like "GOT DAMN SON!!" one time I even rubbed my hand on the bottom of my foot and smelled it, I damn near passed out, I was like "HOLY SHIT!!!" I cant do that now though, my shit will clear out an entire hotel floor

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast
    damn son thats impressive... I went like 5 days, including soccer practice on 4 days..

    I used to smell my socks and Id be like "GOT DAMN SON!!" one time I even rubbed my hand on the bottom of my foot and smelled it, I damn near passed out, I was like "HOLY SHIT!!!" I cant do that now though, my shit will clear out an entire hotel floor

    Ricky you are a complete dork!!!!!!!!!!

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    I have a friend who had to take medication, because his feet smelled so bad. His feet were turning black (no bs) and had to keep his feet in a tub of medication for 30min twice a day.

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    Disgusting.

    ~leaves~
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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    this thread stinks like queso fresco

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    wadup pirate

    haaaaaaaaaaaar

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    lies, all lies

    you bastards smell like a pig trough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast
    lies, all lies

    you bastards smell like a pig trough!
    ...i actually smell like curry as a matter of fact!
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
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    I think Im going to take a shower tonight. 50/50 chance

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    100% chance of me goin outside to burn one, layin my ass on the bed, watchin bad boys of comedy til I pass out. and thats the truth, cause thinkfast says so

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast
    100% chance of me goin outside to burn one, layin my ass on the bed, watchin bad boys of comedy til I pass out. and thats the truth, cause thinkfast says so

    LIRL!

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    i almost threw up reading this thread
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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