Make your wish come true...

[quickdodge®]

Two men were driving through Texas when they got
pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps
his nightstick on the window. The driver rolls down the
window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him in the head
with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered.
"When we pull you over in Texas, you better have
your license ready by the time we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said,
"I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean
and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then
walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the
trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What did you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.

"Because I know your type," the trooper says,
"two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your
buddy and say, 'I wish that @#%$ would've
tried that @#%$ with me!' "

LOLOLOL!!!!!! This sounds exactly like what some of IA's real badasses would say. Later, QD.

[TheSnail]

HAHAHA! Its true though. You know the passenger would of said it.

[imbosile]

hahah thats awesome, and very true.