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    Default Now i know why I am tired

    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
    sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood
    or anything else I could think of

    But now I found out the real reason:

    I'm tired because I'm overworked.

    Here's why:

    The population of this country is 273 million.

    140 million are retired.

    That leaves 133 million to do the work.

    There are 85 million in school.

    Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

    Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

    Leaving 19 million to do the work.

    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with defending our
    nation.

    Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

    Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state and
    city governments.

    And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

    That leaves just two people to do the work.

    You and me.

    And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading
    jokes.

    Nice, real nice

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    fundamentally flawwed: what about those who go to school AND work
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    you suck becuase you had to attach it lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuellX1
    you suck becuase you had to attach it lol
    Spelled flawed wrong too...

    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    fundamentally flawwed: what about those who go to school AND work
    ^^ No sense in editing now, it's been quoted.

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    do what now???

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    lol! that was awesome!

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    I though this thread was gonna be about cancer or some related disease.

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    lol wow, that's interesting

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    LIRL!!

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    hmm...interesting.
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