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    Default Woke up on this nice X-mas morning to find...

    That my balls were hanging outside of my boxers... don't you guys hate when you have big balls?
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    MY SHAFT IS THE ONE THAT ALWAYS HANGS OUT WHEN I WAKE UP


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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    MY SHAFT IS THE ONE THAT ALWAYS HANGS OUT WHEN I WAKE UP
    Yeah How i don't get it, I though the shaft was th eone in front? hmmmmmm Guess some men are different.


    But it only hangs out in one pair of boxers since the front is exaggeratedly open. It's normally too long to hang out the front, if anything it'll hang down the bottom in some of the other boxers i have Nah Mean.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Deaf Pimp
    I've had that happen too... but this particular morning, it was my balls.

    Balls before shaft :confused:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    Balls before shaft :confused:
    The part you are missing is that yeah, he has big balls, but he pees on them.

    BIG BALLS DON'T MEAN BIG DICK, BITCHES!
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    BIG BALLS DON'T MEAN BIG DICK, BITCHES!


    You might wanna get that copywrited!


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    I've had that happen too... but this particular morning, it was my balls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deaf Pimp
    I've had that happen too... but this particular morning, it was my balls.

    "How'd you get the beans over the frank?!?!"
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    lol same thing here too....lol
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    yeah..the schlong is always fallin out...

    oh well. what ya gonna do?
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    hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    yea my chile was poppin out the other day, I thought it was a Ballpark frank, you know the footlongs
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    Damn I wish I was able to say that has happened to me but not all of us are blessed
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast
    yea my chile was poppin out the other day, I thought it was a Ballpark frank, you know the footlongs
    Shiiiii....more like a cocktail smokie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    it as cold in the room that day, I already told you that man!
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    i generally sleep in the nude, unless im not sleeping at my house. and ive had a few occasions where my shaft will be hanging out. but my nuts have never been hanging out, thats a new one.
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    yea most of the time the nuts just lay back, one time they got kinda tucked between my knees, and I let one rip (see: farted bigtime) so the fart somehow managed to come out and seeped its way up to my sac area and popped out front... it was wierd
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast
    yea most of the time the nuts just lay back, one time they got kinda tucked between my knees, and I let one rip (see: farted bigtime) so the fart somehow managed to come out and seeped its way up to my sac area and popped out front... it was wierd
    HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHHAA
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    riiiiight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5thgcelica
    riiiiight.
    dude don't hate just cuz you can't tuck your nuts.

    and taping them to your abdomen doesn't count!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast
    dude don't hate just cuz you can't tuck your nuts.

    and taping them to your abdomen doesn't count!
    He tapes them under his crotch....."does this make me look like a girl?"

    "No, the sun dress you are wearing makes you look like a girl."
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    He tapes them under his crotch....."does this make me look like a girl?"

    "No, the sun dress you are wearing makes you look like a girl."
    LIRL!!
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    lol wtf? this has to be the most fucked up christmas thread EVAR!
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    lol wtf? this has to be the most fucked up christmas thread EVAR!
    And Merry Christmas to you too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    lol umm, thanks? bitch be glad i'm not jewish!
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    lol umm, thanks? bitch be glad i'm not jewish!
    Bitch be glad I don't smack you and take your I-pod!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Bitch be glad I don't smack you and take your I-pod!
    shiiiiiiiiii nikka! you aint got NUTHIN.
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    shiiiiiiiiii nikka! you aint got NUTHIN.
    I'll have an I-Pod.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
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    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    ooh shit fight son!!

    collins gettin his gangsta nation on! RydE oR dIe ho!
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    DUDE YEAH!!!! i woke up the other morning with my sack hangin out of a hole that wasnt there before! but anyways, im tryin my hardest to get back on to IA but we still ont have internet at my apartment cause charter blows my asshole
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    hahaha, ok imma give you one.... i'll use the LIRL but THIS TIME ONLY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    hahaha, ok imma give you one.... i'll use the LIRL but THIS TIME ONLY!
    You cave so easily! First the nah mean and now the LIRL!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    ym ok then....that is some crazy shit Patrick.
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    ^ shes just mad she wasnt there to play with them lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOOSTED S60R
    ^ shes just mad she wasnt there to play with them lol
    JUST HOLD IT IN YOUR MOUTH UNTIL THE SWELLING GOES DOWN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOOSTED S60R
    ^ shes just mad she wasnt there to play with them lol
    Um no thanks.
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    I CANT BREEEF! I GOT A PAIN IN MY CHESS, AND I CANT BREEEF!!
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    you guys are retarded!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ex_Vtec_Girl
    you guys are retarded!
    gosh!
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    haha, damn michelle! why so harsh?
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    damn collins! why can't you spell my name right???

    i didn't mean it in a bad way! you're all retarded in a funny way!
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