Just a few more Mr. T facts...
Mr. T is so terrifying that his food crushes itself and flees down his throat out of horror. The result is Mr. T’s underdeveloped jaw muscles, which explains his lack of verbal communication on television.
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
Satellites aren't actually revolving around the Earth. They're revolving around Mr. T.
Jesus wears a wristband saying "What would Mr. T do?"
Mr. T can trigger a boner just by thinking it. In anyone. Even women.
On the 1st day, Mr. T created God.
Remember when Mr. T wasn't so popular and awesome? Me neither.
The pot of gold at the end of a rainbow is in fact Mr. T.
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.
AND HERE's THE WHERE THE PINK SHIRTS AND POPPED COLLARS CAME FROM:
Mr. T once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Mr. T was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.
Later, QD.
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