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12-04-2005, 11:33 PM
psychodrama_81

Lets jack it some more! Dont stop now! :lmfao: hahahaha
12-04-2005, 11:34 PM
gtikid

Do you mean like this? :jerkit: Or a bit more furiously(sp?), like this? :nautjerk:
12-04-2005, 11:37 PM
psychodrama_81

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: Now thats just plain nasty! :lmfao:

Bukkakke anyone?
12-04-2005, 11:39 PM
thinkfast®

I'm goin to go take a BIG GRUMPY

I has some DiGiornios that wasn't better then delivery, its givin me upset stomach... pinchin' a loaf and I'll be back BITCHES
12-04-2005, 11:41 PM
gtikid

Hey Ricky, I have to drop some friends off at the pool too. We had some taco bell and now i have to take them back home :D
12-04-2005, 11:43 PM
soul

well if everyone wasnt in NWS we could have a good thread going
12-04-2005, 11:43 PM
psychodrama_81

:lmfao: This shit has gotten out of hand...or out of ass....:lmfao:
12-04-2005, 11:44 PM
gtikid

Bob Dylan?
12-04-2005, 11:44 PM
Ruiner

Quote:

Originally Posted by CMO

and there it is right there people....

I have NO idea what is going on, what previous threads caused this thread to be create, or anything of the sort that relates to this (I am out of the loop so to speak). All that I know is that I read the thread-starter bitching (or seeming to bitch) about how women don't want "average" or "normal" guys. He then goes on to single out a few women or something.

My question to him: Do you want an average or normal looking woman? I don't, but that's just me. Call me crazy...
12-04-2005, 11:45 PM
Ruiner

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychodrama_81

Your ass needs to be slapped......oh better yet, I rather monkey-stomp your ass homey....bitch is all hard behind the damn computer and shit, but I know your bitch-ass cant back it up. Nigga, recognize when you ran your mouth too damn much....watch ya ass before you get hurt......

E-thug? :confused:
12-04-2005, 11:46 PM
psychodrama_81

Ahh, we gave up on that already...were on some totally different shit.....er I mean stuff...lol
12-04-2005, 11:47 PM
Ruiner

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychodrama_81

Ahh, we gave up on that already...were on some totally different shit.....er I mean stuff...lol

Oh, okay. Too many pages for me to read, so I had to stop after the first post. :)
12-04-2005, 11:50 PM
Dragonfly5338

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruiner

I have NO idea what is going on, what previous threads caused this thread to be create, or anything of the sort that relates to this (I am out of the loop so to speak). All that I know is that I read the thread-starter bitching (or seeming to bitch) about how women don't want "average" or "normal" guys. He then goes on to single out a few women or something.

My question to him: Do you want an average or normal looking woman? I don't, but that's just me. Call me crazy...

Hahha, I think the basic idea was (correct me if I'm wrong) there was a guy who made a thread complaining that he gets blown off by women because he's average looking in preference for guys who are good looking but treat them like shit. Bunch of girls chimed in claiming that it wasn't true, and they go for personality rather than looks, etc, etc. Evadethishonda made this thread in response to the girls, pointing out instances where he's seen them be superficial, in a nutshell. Please note, this is just a cliffnotes version, not my opinion.

And Ruiner, would you rather have an average looking woman who was smart, funny, great in bed, etc - or an amazing looking women who was the opposite (dumb, clueless, dead fish in the sack, etc)? :D I think that's the general question being posed, hehe.
12-04-2005, 11:51 PM
psychodrama_81

Yeah I guess I forgot about a thread I had posted ways back, then came a new thread, then it came down to people hating each other and the E-thuggin...and other shit.....hell, Im confused.......:D
12-04-2005, 11:53 PM
gtikid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338

Hahha, I think the basic idea was (correct me if I'm wrong) there was a guy who made a thread complaining that he gets blown off by women because he's average looking in preference for guys who are good looking but treat them like shit. Bunch of girls chimed in claiming that it wasn't true, and they go for personality rather than looks, etc, etc. Evadethishonda made this thread in response to the girls, pointing out instances where he's seen them be superficial, in a nutshell. Please note, this is just a cliffnotes version, not my opinion.

And Ruiner, would you rather have an average looking woman who was smart, funny, great in bed, etc - or an amazing looking women who was the opposite (dumb, clueless, dead fish in the sack, etc)? :D I think that's the general question being posed, hehe.

Man i hate a dead fish!! :rant:

That has to be the most boring thing ever. A dead fish makes sex pointless
12-04-2005, 11:58 PM
Ruiner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338

And Ruiner, would you rather have an average looking woman who was smart, funny, great in bed, etc - or an amazing looking women who was the opposite (dumb, clueless, dead fish in the sack, etc)? :D I think that's the general question being posed, hehe.

Yeah, I figured out the extent of the thread after reading it in the other forum. It seems to me that the thread-starter took it a bit further...

As for what I want? I sleep with/date hot girls until I find one that is hot, is great in bed, has a good personality, AND has a brain (such as my current g/f). Someone has to go through all the hot girls until they find that one that goes beyond just being hot and leaving nothing else. Think of me as taking one for the team. ;) Someone has to do it...
12-04-2005, 11:59 PM
psychodrama_81

She can be pretty as all hell, but if she is just laying the and youre doing all the work, its boring.....gotta have someone to throw it back on ya.
12-05-2005, 12:00 AM
Ruiner

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtikid

Man i hate a dead fish!! :rant:

That has to be the most boring thing ever. A dead fish makes sex pointless

Not always a bad thing. Just put them in fun, "dead fish" positions! :goodjob:
12-05-2005, 12:01 AM
Ruiner

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychodrama_81

She can be pretty as all hell, but if she is just laying the and youre doing all the work, its boring.....gotta have someone to throw it back on ya.

I agree. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt, and then gave it to the next "bed slug" in line.
12-05-2005, 12:01 AM
Ruiner

Here's a new fun quote:

Every guy that is sleeping with one of my ex g/fs should be thanking me. After all, they are probably getting it just how I liked it. :)
12-05-2005, 12:04 AM
psychodrama_81

RLY? Wow....
12-05-2005, 12:05 AM
Ruiner

Ahahhahahahahhahahahahah
12-05-2005, 12:05 AM
gtikid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruiner

Not always a bad thing. Just put them in fun, "dead fish" positions! :goodjob:

See, to me, dead fish is just that. Her lying on her back the whole time not doing shit! Not a damn thing. And then when you suggest for her to turn around, she doesn't want to. When you go in to hard/deep, it hurts. When you pick her legs up, it hurts. MAN WTF?! That's dead fish to me. What's the point of having sex then, ya kno
12-05-2005, 12:07 AM
gtikid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruiner

Here's a new fun quote:

Every guy that is sleeping with one of my ex g/fs should be thanking me. After all, they are probably getting it just how I liked it. :)

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::goodjob:
12-05-2005, 12:10 AM
psychodrama_81

+3000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000-god-fucking-shizzle pernts 4 u! :lmfao:
12-05-2005, 12:10 AM
Ruiner

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtikid

See, to me, dead fish is just that. Her lying on her back the whole time not doing shit! Not a damn thing. And then when you suggest for her to turn around, she doesn't want to. When you go in to hard/deep, it hurts. When you pick her legs up, it hurts. MAN WTF?! That's dead fish to me. What's the point of having sex then, ya kno

Ahh, see, that is where you went wrong. You are supposed to knock 'em out first...:goodjob:

http://www.stotz.us/weblog/archives/chloroform.jpg

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12-05-2005, 12:11 AM
Ruiner

^^^^^^^^^

Btw, that's just a JOKE, ladies! That's fucked up humor, I know, but the guys needed a laugh in this thread...
12-05-2005, 12:11 AM
psychodrama_81

Thats wicked
12-05-2005, 12:12 AM
gtikid

Or would you reccommend the Donkey Punch?
12-05-2005, 12:14 AM
psychodrama_81

Hmmm...I think you would lose your dick after that one.....
12-05-2005, 12:15 AM
Ruiner

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtikid

Or would you reccommend the Donkey Punch?

Try this instead:

The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
12-05-2005, 12:16 AM
psychodrama_81

Better make sure you have hid all weapons and anything else that might prove fatal.
12-05-2005, 12:31 AM
gtikid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruiner

Try this instead:

The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

I have a slight variation of that.

The Crazy Horse (or something like that) - Also, an all time classic. The girl is on top riding you. You grab on to her hips as tight as possible. Then you tell her you have an STD. She will then, more than likely, try to get the hell off of you as soon as possible (ASAP) by attempting to jump off of your dick. Thus, resembling a crazy horse :D
12-05-2005, 01:04 AM
Speedm0(\)key

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychodrama_81

Your ass needs to be slapped......oh better yet, I rather monkey-stomp your ass homey....bitch is all hard behind the damn computer and shit, but I know your bitch-ass cant back it up. Nigga, recognize when you ran your mouth too damn much....watch ya ass before you get hurt......

Honestly, I dont have time for the dumb shit, I got other things better to do than dragging other parents reject children in the tha damn asphalt

So if you could kindly, let the damn shit go, and we'll all be muthafuccin happy :D

i tell people exactly what they dont want to hear (in most cases the truth) i back up anything i say.. its not about being tough over the interweb, its about brutal honesty with me, i wish i could e-thug it up and make threats to people like you cyber gangsters. you call me a rejected child?.. wtf, im not the one making self esteem issue threads.

you can try to drag me in the asphalt... oh why i DARE YOU!

with love, Speedmonkey
XOXOXOXOXOX
12-05-2005, 01:10 AM
psychodrama_81

Awww...youre so sweet.....:upchuck:

Im done with you....Im not even entertaining that mess anymore.
12-05-2005, 01:13 AM
Speedm0(\)key

Quote:

Originally Posted by psychodrama_81

Awww...youre so sweet.....:upchuck:

Im done with you....Im not even entertaining that mess anymore.

thats what i thought.
12-05-2005, 08:06 AM
Darling Nikki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruiner

Try this instead:

The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

I probably shouldn't be laughing at this....but Damn Brandon that shit was damn funny :lmfao:
12-05-2005, 08:53 AM
soul

Thats Old school, so many versions, you get more of a ride if you say "I have Aids//STD"
12-05-2005, 08:55 AM
ALVIN

hahaha quite funny
12-05-2005, 09:11 AM
B16a2 Civic

no offense, but to you lazy ass folks makin these threads....why are you so concerned about tryna hook up with someone online? appreantly, there are reasons why girls find you grotesque, maybe you have bad hygiene, maybe you dress horrid, do you blame a girl wanting to ride around in a Supra? do you honest take all the :hump: quotes on here serious...? if you do, your deprived....do it the old fashioned way, go out, find a bird, holla at her and be done with it.....if you have a wack game outside the forum, you have a wack game in the forum, go holla at bitches instead of ranting all the damn time, or go masturbate

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