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  1. 12-03-2005, 01:22 AM #1
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    Default Prenatal Violence

    One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with triplets.

    Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car.

    So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach repeatedly.

    When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well. They stitched her up and she was ready to go.

    16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?"

    "What?"

    I pissed out a bullet.

    So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.

    Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet."

    So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago.

    Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?"

    The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet."

    "No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!"
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  2. 12-03-2005, 01:39 AM #2
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    ha ha,
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    And miles to go before I sleep.
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  3. 12-03-2005, 01:41 AM #3
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    FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!
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  4. 12-03-2005, 02:43 AM #4
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    ahaha
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  5. 12-03-2005, 02:45 AM #5
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    lol
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  6. 12-03-2005, 04:27 AM #6
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    isn't that adorable?
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  7. 12-03-2005, 12:14 PM #7
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    hahaha ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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  10. 12-03-2005, 02:56 PM #10
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    old but still pretty good
    You only live once, maybe twice if you use the e-brake!
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  11. 12-03-2005, 02:57 PM #11
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    uhhhhhhhhhhh

    Imma go ahead and say no to that, i think those types of jokes were funny in the 90's though.

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