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  1. 11-21-2005, 12:44 PM #1
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    Default Lol...Listen to this.

    So, I was just about to walk outside (Discover Mills) with my friend Leigh...when I noticed it was raining a little harder as we approached the door. She kept walking, as I said: "Hang on Leigh, let me find the keys first...I don't want to get soaked walking to the car". Right as I said that this old, overweight man with 2 teeth says: "That's right honey cause sugar melts". And winked...
    Lol...I thought it was funny!
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  2. 11-21-2005, 12:46 PM #2
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    hahah damn sounds like a good pickup line........

    time to use it
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    Lol... thats funny Lauren.. Did you turn to him and say "Don't call me sugar!" lol
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    lol wtf? Sugar melts? lol specially when wet...

    i was JUST up there literally like 10 minutes ago.
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    oh shit, he's a mac daddy!

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  6. 11-21-2005, 12:50 PM #6
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    No, I was kinda like: Omg, did he just say that?!
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    ^^ Can I get you wet Lauren? lol
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  8. 11-21-2005, 12:54 PM #8
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    That's what I have Leisa for!
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    Cant knock a brotha for tryin atleast...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Cant knock a brotha for tryin atleast...lol

    word!

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  11. 11-21-2005, 01:07 PM #11
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    one time i was at the malll and some old ass bastard at least mid 60's came up to me in the parkinglot and asked about my tongue ring. than asked me if i had anything else pierced

    than he proceeds to tell me his a a tatooe artist and a piercer!

    he said he just got done piercing his grandaughters nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WTF???


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    I would have asked if you could have seen her nipples and did he get any from her...LOL
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    he wanted you........uuuuummmmmhhhhhggggggg
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    she asked him would he like sugar to melt is his mouth or in his hand while rubbing the toothless guys nipples. lol1!!!!


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    hes a P.I.M.P. ahaha
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    Lauren, you should have winked at him Lol

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    lol oh man. that was prob my dad. he's always using slick lines like that....j/k
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    "sugar melts" ha ha....lauren ......surely he was talking about someone else, he he
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    lauren how does he know you taste like sugar?! damn i thought i was special to know that

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    LOL...Lil' scrappy...don't be revealing our secret love affair to everyone~Gosh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    he said he just got done piercing his grandaughters nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WTF???

    gross what the hell!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaurenK
    LOL...Lil' scrappy...don't be revealing our secret love affair to everyone~Gosh!
    *insert halo*

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    awww..
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