funniest joke ive heard in a while

[God]

even funnier since its coming from me.


I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ? "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist" "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

[AtifSajid]

uhmmmm yeah.......

[Bishop]

um....ha.....................................ha?

[silver]

I don't get it... hmmm?

[God]

dorks.

im making fun of christian denominations and etc, i.e. how they all hate each other but all "praise god" and even within the denominations they hate each other
hilarious stuff if youre god

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

I'm a christian (baptist) but I don't hate methodists..

[soxfan30]

Yeah...not really funny...sorry.

[Tbird_guy]

hahaha...............not

[RandomGuy]

lol i kinda thought it was funny... it would be funnier if you replace 'heretic scum' with "infidel"

lol just my 2cents

[God]

i still think its freaking hilarious. i know alot of people wont find it funny, its not meant for everyone