Seriously dude! Are you doing some kind of drugs that you can't bring your ass into the office more than a couple of hours each day to finally figure out just what the FUCK the processes are in THIS company. You don't work for your old company any more you immature moron--I'm sick of hearing how things are done at some office in another state. WHO bought WHOM? We bought your old company and are now stuck with a bunch of dickwads like yourself who think they know everything. Dude..let me repeat myself... WE bought YOU!
Your sorry-ass can't be bothered to speak to anyone over the age of 30 unless it's to tell us how we need to take on more responsibilities for making sure our clients don't get pissed off because of something the sales person told them we could do and we can't. How about straightening out your fucking sales people instead of trying to find way of adding about 1/2 of their responsibilities to the rest of us! If you had been IN the fucking office and paying attention instead of spending more than 1/2 your time "working from home" you'd realize that in THIS company we have people and specialized departments that DO THE STUFF YOUR ASKING ME TO ADD TO MY WORKLOAD!!! How many fucking times do I have to tell you something before it sinks in? Or are you too busy figuring out how you can tap-ass the cute, new clerical help? I can hear you giggling with her in your office when you can barely be bothered to say good morning to the rest of us.
Oh, and you can't stop using your sales techniques and fluff on me because I'm pretty fucking immune...been there, done that...and I recognize when someone is all icing and no cake you stupid shit. If you had actually reviewed my personnel file or had TALKED with me (and paid attention instead of worrying about where you were going to go drinking and partying that night) you'd know that I've done just about every job in this industry including yours.
I have absolutely NO respect for you as a manager or even as a human. You are a silly, immature prick who doesn't listen to anyone else and you sure as HELL don't know how to lead. You're too busy trying to figure out how you're going to laid or how you can get high without anyone realizing what you're doing. Well, I"m taking notes you fuckass, and if you keep pissing me off I'll be sending those notes to YOUR fucking boss just before I leave and tell you to shove it up your backside.