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    Default Couple of more jokey jokes...

    The young man from Alabama came running into the store and
    said to his buddy,
    "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
    parking lot!"
    Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
    "The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
    number."



    An Alabama State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-85. The trooper
    asked, "Got any ID?"
    The driver replied, "Bout whut?


    A man in Alabama had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
    the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of
    the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
    A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious
    he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the
    problem was.
    The man replied, "I have a flat tire.
    The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
    The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to
    put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did
    Understand it either."


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    Lol...i dont get the second one though...i get tha last one...flares is how the country folk say flowers Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by black_civic_si
    Lol...i dont get the second one though...i get tha last one...flares is how the country folk say flowers Lol
    ID=Idea in redneck.
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    lol you have to hear a real southerner say idea before you will understand the ID one......it kind of sounds like idey

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    hahahahah.....i get it...oh gosh....i so get it now...yeah that one is funny too

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    yea i didnt get any of those. Brandi had to explain them to me. So i geuss it aint funny till i hear some one say it

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    Asshole. Lolol. Later, QD.
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