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11-16-2005, 04:43 PM
Rican219

Quote:

Originally Posted by silver

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.

:confused:
11-16-2005, 04:44 PM
Mike Lowrey

:D
11-16-2005, 04:44 PM
5thgcelica

i wanna know how shes posting so fast i get owned by the 30 second rule

ITS NOT FAIR!
11-16-2005, 04:44 PM
silver

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.
11-16-2005, 04:44 PM
Rican219

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5thgcelica

i wanna know how shes posting so fast i get owned by the 30 second rule

ITS NOT FAIR!

That rule kills me
11-16-2005, 04:44 PM
silver

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.
11-16-2005, 04:44 PM
Mike Lowrey

I'm hungry!
11-16-2005, 04:45 PM
5thgcelica

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rican219

That rule kills me

yeah me too. beyond owns.
11-16-2005, 04:45 PM
Rican219

Quote:

Originally Posted by silver

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.

:doh:
11-16-2005, 04:45 PM
Mike Lowrey

mothabitch! fukin 30 second rule!
11-16-2005, 04:45 PM
silver

Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.

Oh don't worry .. I get the 30 second rule too
11-16-2005, 04:46 PM
Mike Lowrey

No!
11-16-2005, 04:46 PM
silver

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
11-16-2005, 04:46 PM
SOHC MONSTER

rich, you going to eat first or drink first or both?
11-16-2005, 04:46 PM
Rican219

:piss:30 sec rule
11-16-2005, 04:46 PM
Mike Lowrey

Quote:

Originally Posted by silver

Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.

Oh don't worry .. I get the 30 second rule too

HAHA!
11-16-2005, 04:47 PM
Mike Lowrey

OMG! :eek: :lmfao:
11-16-2005, 04:47 PM
silver

I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with
11-16-2005, 04:47 PM
5thgcelica

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rican219

:piss:30 sec rule

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
11-16-2005, 04:47 PM
SOHC MONSTER

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rican219

:piss:30 sec rule

i agree :lmfao: :lmfao:
11-16-2005, 04:48 PM
Mike Lowrey

OK Brett! How many more pages!
11-16-2005, 04:48 PM
Mike Lowrey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rican219

:piss:30 sec rule

:lmfao: :lmfao:
11-16-2005, 04:49 PM
Mike Lowrey

Shut up Bob!
11-16-2005, 04:49 PM
Rican219

I tell it like it is LMAO
11-16-2005, 04:49 PM
5thgcelica

Quote:

Originally Posted by richw131

OK Brett! How many more pages!

subtract 314 from 350.
11-16-2005, 04:49 PM
SOHC MONSTER

315 !!!!
11-16-2005, 04:50 PM
Mike Lowrey

Fuk you Stan!
11-16-2005, 04:50 PM
silver

Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it.
11-16-2005, 04:50 PM
5thgcelica

Quote:

Originally Posted by SOHC MONSTER

315 !!!!

nope. denied.
11-16-2005, 04:50 PM
Mike Lowrey

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5thgcelica

subtract 314 from 350.

:2up:
11-16-2005, 04:50 PM
silver

If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives' language, just say "Poppy-oomy." I bet it means something.
11-16-2005, 04:51 PM
silver

One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake.
11-16-2005, 04:51 PM
Mike Lowrey

huh?
11-16-2005, 04:51 PM
5thgcelica

Quote:

Originally Posted by richw131

:2up:

:jerkit:
11-16-2005, 04:51 PM
silver

If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
11-16-2005, 04:51 PM
Mike Lowrey

WTF?!
11-16-2005, 04:52 PM
Rican219

Whores
11-16-2005, 04:52 PM
Mike Lowrey

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5thgcelica

:jerkit:

:lmfao:
11-16-2005, 04:52 PM
silver

When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
11-16-2005, 04:52 PM
SOHC MONSTER

c'mon 316!!!

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