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  1. 10-31-2005, 04:41 PM #1
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    A Love Story

    I will seek and find you . . .

    I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .

    I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

    I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

    And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.















    All my love,

    The Flu



    Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot
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    damn, my mind was in the gutter!
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it!

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    Damn that sounded really good and then I saw the flu and it didnt sound so good after all.. dammit..
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Damn that sounded really good and then I saw the flu and it didnt sound so good after all.. dammit..
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Damn that sounded really good and then I saw the flu and it didnt sound so good after all.. dammit..
    i know right!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristi
    i know right!
    Like OMG !

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    damn i need a flu shot i think i have a fever...cuz today we checked my temp. and it was 99.9. so I dunno.
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    man thats not cool...i was gettin all excited and stuff...ass lol

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    OK....that was good....but the last line doesn't make sense.....I don't get it....


    it does not fit into the reality that I want to see....so I will make my own.........*ignores the last line*

    OK....I'm happy.....
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  10. 10-31-2005, 08:45 PM #10
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    lol...man forget the flu shot, I'm tired of taking that damn shot and getting sick for days.
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