A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she
can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of
tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct
aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says,
confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some
rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so
does she.

Later, QD.