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  1. 02-19-2010, 12:18 AM #1
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    Default My old man cracks me up.

    My Dad and i were watching the olympics...Me-"I'd put it in her butt" Dad-"Dude, she's a figure skater. You couldn't get a dime in her butt with a jackhammer and a stick of dynamite"
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKgen® View Post
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    Fuck you asshole.
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    Lol
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    Kinda funny...

















    NOT...jk man
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    stop watching the special olympics you sickos.....lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMJAY View Post
    stop watching the special olympics you sickos.....lol
    lulz
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    lol old people talk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.G35 View Post
    lol old people talk
    I'm 21. My dad's 45. He ain't old homie. And he's a badass.
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    i meant old people talk as in the same was you said your "old man."
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    Alan... Lulz not found bro.
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  12. 02-20-2010, 10:55 AM #12
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    thats cause you have no sense of humor
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    That sounds like me and my dad....only we dont watch the special olympics together. That's kinda weird lol
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    Cool thread. Glad you like your mom's new boyfriend so far but don't call him Dad just yet.
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