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  1. 02-16-2010, 08:15 AM #1
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    Default WOW VERY FUNNY STORY (Wedding test)... short read!

    WEDDING TEST


    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car
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  2. 02-16-2010, 08:23 AM #2
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    LOLOLOL
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  3. 02-16-2010, 08:42 AM #3
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    there was actually a trojan commercial several years ago along the same line.....in the commercial it was a super hot mom though.

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    holy shit ill be the first to say this
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bajjani View Post
    holy shit ill be the first to say this
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Greddypacked View Post
    WEDDING TEST


    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car
    ..... He was gonna tear that up.... +reps

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  14. 02-16-2010, 03:01 PM #14
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    Oh Thank god

    Good Morale..

    one last fling.. (from a guys prospective)

    The Wedding..

    Always keep it in the.....

    " the moral of this story is "

    Bringing the Funnay directly to you


    not a repost at all
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  15. 02-17-2010, 02:16 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy View Post
    Oh Thank god

    Good Morale..

    one last fling.. (from a guys prospective)

    The Wedding..

    Always keep it in the.....

    " the moral of this story is "

    Bringing the Funnay directly to you


    not a repost at all
    Repost to some... but in actuality most of the people havent read it, so theoretically its only a repost to a few LOL.
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  16. 02-17-2010, 02:23 PM #16
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    Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!
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    HAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL LOL, NOW THATS SONME FUNNY SHT

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  18. 02-17-2010, 07:58 PM #18
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  19. 02-17-2010, 10:17 PM #19
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    wow this shit is old i think i have heard this damn story about a million times by now
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  20. 02-17-2010, 10:54 PM #20
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    lol great stuff!
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  21. 02-17-2010, 10:57 PM #21
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    HAHAHHAA LMAO.. REPS+
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