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  1. 02-10-2010, 03:16 PM #1
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    Default LMFAO @ JOHN MAYER!!!!!! I SUDDENLY LIKE HIM MORE NOW...

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_456566.html



    :On his love of porn:

    "When I watch porn, if it's not hot enough, I'll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography."

    On Jennifer Aniston:

    "We just have a regard for each other's feelings that is pretty intense. It's been a deep relationship, and it's no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? ...

    One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a rumor that I had been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn't it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, "These are the new rules."...

    I'll always be sorry that it didn't last. In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can't change the fact that I need to be 32."

    :On his 2006-07 relationship with Jessica Simpson:

    "That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm...


    There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you."
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    "When I watch porn, if it's not hot enough, I'll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography."



    LMFAO
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    Lol I didn't realize that Jessica Simpson was that good in bed.
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    I added some excerpts.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    outstanding.
    Way Too Big

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    LOLOLOLOLOL. John is crazy!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    lol! when he was on fantasy factory he was hilarious too!
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    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    And there was this exchange:

    PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

    MAYER: I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.

    PLAYBOY: Let's put some names out there. Let's get specific.

    MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She's superhot, and she's also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she'd be like, "Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever." And you'd be like, "What? We weren't talking about that."
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    John Mayer is great. His true personality doesn't shine through in all of his songs. If it did then....yeah. LOL
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    Wow lol I might start listening to his music....






































    or not lol
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    He is hilarious. Not to mention one of the most talented guitarists around right now.
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    ^^ agreed
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    LOL SNORT JESSICA SIMPSON LIKE COCAINE!!!
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    dang, hes pounded out Aniston and Simpson, thats the bigger story here...
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    lulz @ jessica simpson
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    I was reading this and thinking: "He really sounds like a regular guy you'd just meet and start talking to on the street." He seems pretty cool, then I saw something about him sayin "the n-word" in an interview.......I'm not outraged, =/. He still seems pretty cool.

    Now if he had called me "the n-word", then we would have had a problem.
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    Reps... I lol'ed IRL...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ninja View Post
    I was reading this and thinking: "He really sounds like a regular guy you'd just meet and start talking to on the street." He seems pretty cool, then I saw something about him sayin "the n-word" in an interview.......I'm not outraged, =/. He still seems pretty cool.

    Now if he had called me "the n-word", then we would have had a problem.
    Ninja? He talks about ninjas in the interview.

    I though this quote was interesting (to say the least):
    (When asked about why he treats girls well)

    MAYER: Because I want to show her I’m not like every other guy. Because I hate other men. When I’m fucking you, I’m trying to fuck every man who’s ever fucked you, but in his ass, so you’ll say “No one’s ever done that to me in bed.”
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    john mayer is a grade-a tool bag....no matter how cool he tries to act when being interviewed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Goat View Post
    john mayer is a grade-a tool bag....no matter how cool he tries to act when being interviewed

    >_>... Because you've met him and you guys discussed his level of toolbaggery over tea and crumpets....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Goat View Post
    john mayer is a grade-a tool bag....no matter how cool he tries to act when being interviewed
    John Mayer>You
    no homo but millions agree. O and two stupid hot celebs.
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    props to him for pulling some nice ladies

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    Funny guy


    It's hard to believe it comes form the guy who said: "Your body is a wonderland"

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    Nice!

    I could see where having sex with Jessica Simpson would be like crack

    Poor girl she just wants someone to bang her all the time. She needs to think more Atlanta guy less west coast sissies.

    Also I think a poll of “if you think you could pull together 10K to nail Jessica Simpson would you?” Needs to be made. I'm a yes.

    And honestly if you couldn't give up twitter to keep nailing Jennifer Aniston you’re a douche - LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ninja View Post
    >_>... Because you've met him and you guys discussed his level of toolbaggery over tea and crumpets....
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    John Mayer>You
    no homo but millions agree. O and two stupid hot celebs.
    i'm sensing some homo-erotic thoughts about ol' john here....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Goat View Post
    john mayer is a grade-a tool bag....no matter how cool he tries to act when being interviewed
    I am a huge Mayer fan. I do agree he does tend to look like a douche when he opens his mouth. but the sob can rock out on a guitar and has put out some great music.

    I'm a fan of his music, not a friend of his. I could care less how big of a douche he is.

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    He's definitely way cooler than his music says he is. That shit he did on Chapelle's show was hilarious, I didn't know he was actually worth two shits with a guitar until then.

    Too bad his music is so faggy.
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    Ok he's a pussy - he apologized - LOL

    http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/sto...ublic-apology/
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    True true
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    yeah i'm pissed he apologized.. shit was too funny for him to apologize..

    and i'm HUGE FAN of his music.. bad ass on a guitar, and a great lyricist.. I actually got depressed at the last concert i went to of his.. realizing that i can NEVER be the guitarist he is..
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    ^^ Yes you can. Gotta pick it up everyday.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J View Post
    ^^ Yes you can. Gotta pick it up everyday.
    man, ive been playing for years.... i've hit a dead end.. i don't actually know the guitar.. i mainly just know songs or write them buy putting what sounds good together.. i couldn't tell ya what i'm playing most the time.. but yeah, i think if i knocked on her every day with the right tools.. i could be a lot better... but also i'm more of a rythm guy... lead is not something i can pull off (not with my skill level anyways)

    you play bass right??
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    Yeah I play bass/keys/drums and I sing. Also play a few wind instruments. Guitar is something you get better at when you play with people that are better than you. What catapulted my imrpv (lead/solos) was purchasing a Boss RC20 loops station (I have a couple of them actually)

    example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cuFJCwgTb4

    Allows you to play a rhythm down and repeat it so you can work on your solo phrasing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer View Post
    yeah i'm pissed he apologized.. shit was too funny for him to apologize..

    and i'm HUGE FAN of his music.. bad ass on a guitar, and a great lyricist.. I actually got depressed at the last concert i went to of his.. realizing that i can NEVER be the guitarist he is..
    I am a huge John Mayer fan as well. I love his vocals and I love the music. Not very stereotypical
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