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    Unhappy I Hit a Girl Today

    I hit a girl today.

    I really have no idea what came over me. I mean I've snapped as a result of temper loss but I've never done it outside of my house, and I've never taken it out on another human being let alone a woman. I met this girl for the first time on Tuesday, and I should've been able to tell that her childish bitchiness was just her way of trying to be funny. For some reason though, she just seemed to hit on far too many sensitive areas and for whatever reason she touched a nerve, my testosterone got the best of me and I just swung.

    She staggered back a bit and I just froze thinking, "Did I just do that?" She looked up with the most terrifying expression I've ever seen in my life. I just left. I didn't run...just quickly walked away and drove home. I was pretty quiet for the rest of the day...cold and shaking too because holy shit I just hit a girl...for no reason. I've never been in a fist fight. This is not me. Have I just gone crazy? I don't even think I can go back to campus anymore. My mom noticed that I was acting weird of course and asked me what was up. I just blew up in tears and told her what I had done. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said "You're movin' in with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and had dice in the mirror! If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, "Yo, home, to Bel-Air!"

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    damn just as it was getting good

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    I've seen this everywhere. Now when I see stories like this I go read the last line before I get disappointed again

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    Lol Rahul. funny shit man, even though it's old as hell.


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    repost like a motherfucker
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    fresh prince shit is getting old

    HF

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    repost you smelly fuck.
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    Damn you....
    For a second I thought it wasn't...but yes...it was...
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    jesus-tapdancing-christ.

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    ..sonofabitch

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    LOL...
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    you get an "eh.." for effort. *slight chuckle

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    Quote Originally Posted by EL42 View Post
    you get an "eh.." for effort. *slight chuckle
    you're way too kind sir....
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    Skipped to the bottom of the post and my suspicions were confirmed.

    Not this time, sir. Not this time.


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    I figured that was coming up especially when I got o the part about "busting into tears in front of mom" because while hitting a girl would upset most guys, I doubt they'd cry over it.

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle

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    Yea yea repost...I've never seen this before!

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    dang it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKgen® View Post
    Skipped to the bottom of the post and my suspicions were confirmed.

    Not this time, sir. Not this time.
    same

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    The whole time I was still going to see it's ok you hit her because I like you.

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    First thing I saw aws ""Yo, home, to Bel-Air!" " and i didnt read the rest. ATTENTION WHORE!

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    I have never seen that joke before, but that shit was great

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    yeah thats all you got cuz shortly after that picture you accepted tasteful wheels and better fitment into your life as your Lowered and Savior.

    Amen.

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    I DRIVE A TRUCK THEREFORE MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS....

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    MOTHERFUCKING REPORT

    CHASE ->>>
    WHAT MATTERS

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    I'm new to this whole fresh prince thing I guess that has been going on so needless to say I thought it was really funny!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    I hit a girl too..........from the back :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKgen® View Post
    Skipped to the bottom of the post and my suspicions were confirmed.

    Not this time, sir. Not this time.
    You're a genius and so am I.

    Thanks to "Fresh Princing" I read the title and skip to the final section.

    Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?

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    Some serious Copy/Pasta


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    Way Too Big

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    i giggled

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    Quote Originally Posted by xxbckiexx View Post
    Thanks.

    The story I wrote is just vaguely relevant with something that actually happened...I mean I met a pretty annoying girl on Tuesday. Helped me fool my friend pretty well.

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    LOL u got me !

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    Gay thread is gayer than OP's alfa.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Dollar View Post
    You haven't told anyone that those are my boobs in your avatar right? Wouldn't want people going crazy or anything...I know how you get jealous

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    gahh damn this is brought back from the grave, NEXT!

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