Page 1 of 5 12345 LastLast
Results 1 to 40 of 183

Thread: ATTN: Ladies of IA

  1. #1
    The Philanthropist Dirty Octopus™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    West Staines
    Age
    40
    Posts
    12,311
    Rep Power
    42

    Exclamation ATTN: Ladies of IA

    Have ya'll ever really had sand lodged in your vagina?

    I'm curious to know how this feels. Because in order for it to have become such a popular phrase it has to hold some truth or meaning behind it.

    So... how does a sandy puss really feel?

  2. #2
    ...Mrs. BKGen... AdriSciontC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Johns Creek
    Age
    38
    Posts
    2,180
    Rep Power
    23

    Default

    it doesn't really get LODGED in your vag... its more so just in your um outer regions/crevaces easily solved by taking a shower and it doesn't hurt ... its harder to get out of the hair on your head tbh, you have to wash your hair like 10000 times

  3. #3
    Something Else Kevykev's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    'Round These Parts
    Age
    41
    Posts
    15,713
    Rep Power
    43

    Default

    Panties in a wad

    Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?

  4. #4
    Pokemon Booty! BluesClues's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Wouldn't you like to know
    Age
    39
    Posts
    12,208
    Rep Power
    34

    Default

    I wouldn't know. My vagina has never been in sand
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

  5. #5
    The One and Only Nemesis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Buckhead
    Age
    40
    Posts
    25,171
    Rep Power
    60

    Default

    it sucks bro...shit happens to me all the time

  6. #6
    IA's Rotary Nerd DVSRX-7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Georgia
    Age
    35
    Posts
    5,200
    Rep Power
    24

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    I wouldn't know. My vagina has never been in sand
    I watch Blues Clues & i say it has!
    Peek-a-boo mofucka what now?!

  7. #7
    The Philanthropist Dirty Octopus™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    West Staines
    Age
    40
    Posts
    12,311
    Rep Power
    42

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by AdriSciontC View Post
    it doesn't really get LODGED in your vag... its more so just in your um outer regions/crevaces easily solved by taking a shower ... its harder to get out of the hair on your head tbh, you have to wash your hair like 10000 times
    Hmm... okay so... it... wait. So it cant get IN IN? hmm... so... does it hurt?
    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    I wouldn't know. My vagina has never been in sand
    Jamese hunny you need to go to the beach this summer.
    I can take you now that i accepted your FB request. that makes us officially freendz

  8. #8
    The Philanthropist Dirty Octopus™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    West Staines
    Age
    40
    Posts
    12,311
    Rep Power
    42

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    it sucks bro...shit happens to me all the time
    damn... you look no where as good as your XBL Avatar.

  9. #9
    Another Honda Boy 98blackcivic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    GWINNETT IS GREAT!
    Age
    35
    Posts
    3,096
    Rep Power
    21

    Default

    sand in your vagina?? hmmmmmm??


  10. #10
    ...Mrs. BKGen... AdriSciontC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Johns Creek
    Age
    38
    Posts
    2,180
    Rep Power
    23

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    Hmm... okay so... it... wait. So it cant get IN IN? hmm... so... does it hurt?
    It may be able to get into those girls who have a vag that hangs like a wizards sleeve... I personally go to the beach every summer, get in the water and don't have to worry about it getting into my vag...

  11. #11
    Pfft! ATLTSX's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    In a van down by the river
    Age
    42
    Posts
    1,952
    Rep Power
    21

    Default

    nice topic.
    Mainstream Performance

  12. #12
    The One and Only Nemesis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Buckhead
    Age
    40
    Posts
    25,171
    Rep Power
    60

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by AdriSciontC View Post
    girls who have a vag that hangs like a wizards sleeve..
    IM SO TEMPTED TO SAY SCREENAMES










    lulz

  13. #13
    The Philanthropist Dirty Octopus™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    West Staines
    Age
    40
    Posts
    12,311
    Rep Power
    42

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by AdriSciontC View Post
    It may be able to get into those girls who have a vag that hangs like a wizards sleeve... I personally go to the beach every summer, get in the water and don't have to worry about it getting into my vag...
    Lolz at Merlins sleeve!


    Okay okay... but for reals...

    Is there any of you ladies with pulled pork puss's?

    like... can sand get entangled in your vagina?

    Real talk. loose lips or no loose lips. Can sand get IN IN your Vagin-gin?

  14. #14
    Pokemon Booty! BluesClues's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Wouldn't you like to know
    Age
    39
    Posts
    12,208
    Rep Power
    34

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by driftjunior View Post
    I watch Blues Clues & i say it has!
    Nope!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    Jamese hunny you need to go to the beach this summer.
    I can take you now that i accepted your FB request. that makes us officially freendz
    I have been to the beach several times. I've just never gotten it in my vagina. I've never sat in the sand either. I was either in the water or a chair. Glad I haven't either. I'm sure that stuff will rub your skin raw!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

  15. #15
    Southern Belle
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Mtown
    Posts
    1,358
    Rep Power
    17

    Default

    used to live in fla never got sand in my vagina.. but im curious also, is it possible?

  16. #16
    Pokemon Booty! BluesClues's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Wouldn't you like to know
    Age
    39
    Posts
    12,208
    Rep Power
    34

    Default

    I think this only applies to those who've had sex on the beach
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

  17. #17
    The Philanthropist Dirty Octopus™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    West Staines
    Age
    40
    Posts
    12,311
    Rep Power
    42

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    Nope!



    I have been to the beach several times. I've just never gotten it in my vagina. I've never sat in the sand either. I was either in the water or a chair. Glad I haven't either. I'm sure that stuff will rub your skin raw!
    So you've never been to a nude beach? I should get a list of nude beaches near by and you should go sometime. a matter of fact... theres this sand box next to the pool in my apartment complex..........

    love ya!

    ~leaves~

  18. #18
    Senior Member | IA Veteran
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    @thens!!!!! fools
    Age
    36
    Posts
    8,614
    Rep Power
    29

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.Kayla View Post
    used to live in fla never got sand in my vagina.. but im curious also, is it possible?
    WHat do you mean is it possible?

    Here spread your legs out and ill ram some sand in your pussy then it will answer your question.

  19. #19
    Senior Member | IA Veteran
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    @thens!!!!! fools
    Age
    36
    Posts
    8,614
    Rep Power
    29

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by AdriSciontC View Post
    It may be able to get into those girls who have a vag that hangs like a wizards sleeve... I personally go to the beach every summer, get in the water and don't have to worry about it getting into my vag...

    This shit right hurr is my new sig....

  20. #20
    Certified Gearhead LvnBoOst's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Lawrenceville
    Age
    37
    Posts
    407
    Rep Power
    18

    Default

    I wouldnt think it would be possible..

    I meant...just....wow...
    Quote Originally Posted by changaroo View Post
    jesus-tapdancing-christ.

  21. #21
    423 KING
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Chattanooga, TN
    Age
    37
    Posts
    8,643
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by AdriSciontC View Post
    Im with brandon so my shit is like bran new... i dont have to worry about that

    18x9 +24 18x10+22

  22. #22
    The Philanthropist Dirty Octopus™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    West Staines
    Age
    40
    Posts
    12,311
    Rep Power
    42

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by jhadleyh View Post
    WHat do you mean is it possible?

    Here spread your legs out and ill ram some sand in your pussy then it will answer your question.
    whoa whoa whoa... be easy bruh. this aint no race. Its a legitimate question... Let's be adults.

  23. #23
    The One and Only Nemesis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Buckhead
    Age
    40
    Posts
    25,171
    Rep Power
    60

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by jhadleyh View Post
    WHat do you mean is it possible?

    Here spread your legs out and ill ram some sand in your pussy then it will answer your question.
    lmfao so wrong.













    ...post pics

  24. #24
    Certified Gearhead Jello!'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    marietta 30067
    Age
    33
    Posts
    863
    Rep Power
    15

    Default

    couldn't say ive ever put it up there.

  25. #25
    3.2L 24v DOHC One_Bad_SHO's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Blacklanta
    Posts
    1,800
    Rep Power
    19

    Default

    Sand getting IN a girls vagina is like sand getting in our dick holes. Not likely to happen unless you're doing something out of the ordinary to make sure it does. Stupid thread.

  26. #26
    Southern Belle
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Mtown
    Posts
    1,358
    Rep Power
    17

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    I think this only applies to those who've had sex on the beach
    ohh ok. well then someone go have sex on a beach
    and tell us

  27. #27
    Pokemon Booty! BluesClues's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Wouldn't you like to know
    Age
    39
    Posts
    12,208
    Rep Power
    34

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    So you've never been to a nude beach? I should get a list of nude beaches near by and you should go sometime. a matter of fact... theres this sand box next to the pool in my apartment complex..........

    love ya!

    ~leaves~
    There might be HIV in that sand box for all I know. Me no want
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

  28. #28
    The Philanthropist Dirty Octopus™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    West Staines
    Age
    40
    Posts
    12,311
    Rep Power
    42

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Jello! View Post
    couldn't say ive ever put it up there.
    gee wiz... i never knew we had so many girls here

    but check... its not a matter of purposely putting it there. but has any ever slipped past the panty draws or swimsuit and... chilled in there?

    Now if ya'll want ya'll can go on ahead and slap a slab of sand on in there and tell us how it feels but... i kinda wanna get someone with experience already.

  29. #29
    Pokemon Booty! BluesClues's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Wouldn't you like to know
    Age
    39
    Posts
    12,208
    Rep Power
    34

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by One_Bad_SHO View Post
    Sand getting IN a girls vagina is like sand getting in our dick holes. Not likely to happen unless you're doing something out of the ordinary to make sure it does. Stupid thread.
    Your sig is hypnotizing. Just sayin....
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

  30. #30
    Certified Gearhead LvnBoOst's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Lawrenceville
    Age
    37
    Posts
    407
    Rep Power
    18

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by One_Bad_SHO View Post
    Sand getting IN a girls vagina is like sand getting in our dick holes. Not likely to happen unless you're doing something out of the ordinary to make sure it does. Stupid thread.
    Exactly, it's not like a vagina is a gaping hole that you can take a shovel and dump sand in....it would have to be forced in by an unusual method.
    Quote Originally Posted by changaroo View Post
    jesus-tapdancing-christ.

  31. #31
    IA BK OWNER #2 BKgen®'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    the land of race car ya-yas.
    Age
    37
    Posts
    21,339
    Rep Power
    55

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    IM SO TEMPTED TO SAY SCREENAMES










    lulz
    LOL



  32. #32
    Pokemon Booty! BluesClues's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Wouldn't you like to know
    Age
    39
    Posts
    12,208
    Rep Power
    34

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    gee wiz... i never knew we had so many girls here

    but check... its not a matter of purposely putting it there. but has any ever slipped past the panty draws or swimsuit and... chilled in there?

    Now if ya'll want ya'll can go on ahead and slap a slab of sand on in there and tell us how it feels but... i kinda wanna get someone with experience already.
    What's up with the sand in the va jay jay obsession today?
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

  33. #33
    Senior Member | IA Veteran
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    @thens!!!!! fools
    Age
    36
    Posts
    8,614
    Rep Power
    29

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.Kayla View Post
    ohh ok. well then someone go have sex on a beach
    and tell us
    Ive had sex on a beach once and Im gonna go ahead and say that was the most un-enjoyable sex ive ever had. Even if you lay a towel down I still had it all over me and the chic was saying if it got in her cooter it was game over. I guess i shoulda brought a bigger towel.

  34. #34
    The Philanthropist Dirty Octopus™'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    West Staines
    Age
    40
    Posts
    12,311
    Rep Power
    42

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by One_Bad_SHO View Post
    Sand getting IN a girls vagina is like sand getting in our dick holes. Not likely to happen unless you're doing something out of the ordinary to make sure it does. Stupid thread.
    Do you know the difference between the two? Are you speaking from experience?
    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    There might be HIV in that sand box for all I know. Me no want
    Naw no HIV. just swine flu. But i'll get maintenance to clean it out juuuust for my new FB freend

  35. #35
    Senior Member | IA Veteran Elbow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Atlanta
    Posts
    29,397
    Rep Power
    65

    Default

    I can name one member on here who truly DID get sand IN her vagina. Real talk.

  36. #36
    3.2L 24v DOHC One_Bad_SHO's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Blacklanta
    Posts
    1,800
    Rep Power
    19

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    Do you know the difference between the two? Are you speaking from experience?
    Common sense.

  37. #37
    3.2L 24v DOHC One_Bad_SHO's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Blacklanta
    Posts
    1,800
    Rep Power
    19

    Default

    Whatever happened to the hottest IA male/female competition?

  38. #38
    ^IA's most loved^ UpSideDownDesi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Weekly Gwinnett/Junciton Meet
    Age
    38
    Posts
    9,765
    Rep Power
    30

    Default

    Sandgina........lol

    Edit: that just reminded me of Old GREG......."I have a MAAAANGINAAA"

  39. #39
    Pokemon Booty! BluesClues's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Wouldn't you like to know
    Age
    39
    Posts
    12,208
    Rep Power
    34

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    Do you know the difference between the two? Are you speaking from experience?

    Naw no HIV. just swine flu. But i'll get maintenance to clean it out juuuust for my new FB freend
    LOL!!!!! Sooo I can expect for it to be clean sometime next year right?
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

  40. #40
    Southern Belle
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Mtown
    Posts
    1,358
    Rep Power
    17

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by jhadleyh View Post
    Ive had sex on a beach once and Im gonna go ahead and say that was the most un-enjoyable sex ive ever had. Even if you lay a towel down I still had it all over me and the chic was saying if it got in her cooter it was game over. I guess i shoulda brought a bigger towel.

Page 1 of 5 12345 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
About us
ImportAtlanta is a community of gearheads and car enthusiasts. It does not matter what kind of car or bike you drive, IA is an open community for any gearhead. Whether you're looking for advice on a performance build or posting your wheels for sale, you're welcome here!
Announcement
Welcome back to ImportAtlanta. We are currently undergoing many changes, so please report any issues you encounter with the site using the 'Contact Us' button below. Thank you!