Paranoid or what?

**Nemesis** · 01-26-2010, 10:24 PM

So im walking my dogs out for the last time before I retire for the night, and I notice a slammed DC5 integra with ricer ass blue headlights drive by. Two black dudes in it, one drives up to me and asks, you mind telling me how much rent is here? Lots of nice cars parked outside". I told him I dont live there just staying with a friend.

Either way, shit was suspicious. Tag number was something like WTE3ZE with a olympic tag or something. My shit parked in the garage at night, but my womans car isnt....

**03RCode** · 01-26-2010, 10:25 PM

Your shit is getting stolen.

**Nemesis** · 01-26-2010, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by 03RCode

Your shit is getting stolen.

fuck that, mine is locked up behind a security armed garage door! next to a E class and a Vette lolol

**thecrazyone** · 01-26-2010, 10:32 PM

Gonna be sleeping with 1 eye open tonight, eh?

**Arm&hammer** · 01-26-2010, 10:34 PM

two black dudes? Yeah. Your car will be gone by tomorrow.

**RL...** · 01-26-2010, 10:34 PM

i wouldn't live in an apt complex with a nice car...

**Hektik** · 01-26-2010, 10:37 PM

They were gonna rob you. Then saw you were Asian, better thank your KungFu.

**Echonova** · 01-26-2010, 10:38 PM

So how much is rent there?

**j0nbunklah0m** · 01-26-2010, 10:40 PM

hey! i was just wondering how much the rent was!!

**Kasper** · 01-26-2010, 11:10 PM

Need to borrow my night sites and optics?

**ironchef** · 01-26-2010, 11:53 PM

Why does it always have to be "two black dudes".

RACISE!!!!

P.S. I'm white.

**1990wade** · 01-26-2010, 11:54 PM

ur fucked jk lol

**Me86Rob** · 01-26-2010, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by NissanTun3r

i wouldn't live in an apt complex with a nice car...

well then you are safe to go ahead and move into to one with your current ride.

**03RCode** · 01-26-2010, 11:57 PM

Maybe you have good reason to be paranoid:

hypnoticmemoriez (11:52:12 PM): I thinnk I am going to buy an 02-03 Vette
TaylorRacinEX007 (11:52:24 PM): for the money 03-04 Cobra
hypnoticmemoriez (11:52:35 PM): For the pussy 02-03 Vette
hypnoticmemoriez (11:52:40 PM): I dont give a fuck what that thread says
hypnoticmemoriez (11:52:45 PM): if she wants to fuck me because of my car
hypnoticmemoriez (11:52:47 PM): I say okay
TaylorRacinEX007 (11:53:02 PM): Pussy loves slammed Cobras
hypnoticmemoriez (11:53:58 PM): Pussy loves Nemisis's S197 lol
TaylorRacinEX007 (11:54:09 PM): lol
hypnoticmemoriez (11:54:14 PM): I mean.
hypnoticmemoriez (11:54:18 PM): Id fuck him for it. lolol

**DVSRX-7** · 01-27-2010, 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by Nemesis

So im walking my dogs out for the last time before I retire for the night, and I notice a slammed DC5 integra with ricer ass blue headlights drive by. Two black dudes in it, one drives up to me and asks, you mind telling me how much rent is here? Lots of nice cars parked outside". I told him I dont live there just staying with a friend.

Either way, shit was suspicious. Tag number was something like WTE3ZE with a olympic tag or something. My shit parked in the garage at night, but my womans car isnt....

So that was you huh fucker? why you put my tag number on here for asshole??

JK wasn't me, but I'm sleeping with all my eyes open.

**browningboy7** · 01-27-2010, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by 03RCode

Maybe you have good reason to be paranoid:

hypnoticmemoriez (11:52:12 PM): I thinnk I am going to buy an 02-03 Vette
TaylorRacinEX007 (11:52:24 PM): for the money 03-04 Cobra
hypnoticmemoriez (11:52:35 PM): For the pussy 02-03 Vette
hypnoticmemoriez (11:52:40 PM): I dont give a fuck what that thread says
hypnoticmemoriez (11:52:45 PM): if she wants to fuck me because of my car
hypnoticmemoriez (11:52:47 PM): I say okay
TaylorRacinEX007 (11:53:02 PM): Pussy loves slammed Cobras
hypnoticmemoriez (11:53:58 PM): Pussy loves Nemisis's S197 lol
TaylorRacinEX007 (11:54:09 PM): lol
hypnoticmemoriez (11:54:14 PM): I mean.
hypnoticmemoriez (11:54:18 PM): Id fuck him for it. lolol

bahahahaha

**BKgen®** · 01-27-2010, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by Te72Rob

well then you are safe to go ahead and move into to one with your current ride.

You've seen the car in your sig, right?

**Elbow** · 01-27-2010, 09:35 AM

LMFAO I thought you'd recognize me but when you didn't I was just like

and left. I just got home and was going to PM you, we met at the V a few years back I thought you'd at LEAST recognize me and I was at that drift event at Gresham with Jihad.

**G.C** · 01-27-2010, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by BKgen®

You've seen the car in your sig, right?

Lol i know right. I don't think he has any space to bash on someone's car......

**Me86Rob** · 01-27-2010, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by BKgen®

You've seen the car in your sig, right?

yup, and it makes muh dick hard every time I drive it

**Elbow** · 01-27-2010, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Te72Rob

yup, and it makes muh dick hard every time I drive it

You definitely just called yourself gay.

**BKgen®** · 01-27-2010, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by simontibbett

You definitely just called yourself gay.

You needed verification? I thought it was common knowledge.

**Elbow** · 01-27-2010, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by BKgen®

You needed verification? I thought it was common knowledge.

It was, but to anyone who doubts it he just said it himself.

*Waits for him to come back with a unique Miata gay joke.*

**BluesClues** · 01-27-2010, 10:08 AM

Dang Jorge! Stereotyping and ish! *tisk tisk tisk*
*hears asian voice in background* "you buy now and leave!"

**Me86Rob** · 01-27-2010, 10:10 AM

Im just wondering how that makes me gay?

**Elbow** · 01-27-2010, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by Te72Rob

Im just wondering how that makes me gay?

By saying driving the homosexual car in your sig gets your dick hard...lol

**Me86Rob** · 01-27-2010, 10:13 AM

Homosexual car? Does it have a mazda badge and 2 seats and a removable top? nope. Not a homo car

**Elbow** · 01-27-2010, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by Te72Rob

Homosexual car? Does it have a mazda badge and 2 seats and a removable top? nope. Not a homo car

My Miata never had a Mazda badge or a removable top, it was more like a tarp, your point is invalid. It did have three large Mazdaspeed stickers on it but those get you huge discounts and cool stuff.

**jhadleyh** · 01-27-2010, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by simontibbett

LMFAO I thought you'd recognize me but when you didn't I was just like

and left. I just got home and was going to PM you, we met at the V a few years back I thought you'd at LEAST recognize me and I was at that drift event at Gresham with Jihad.

WHAT THE FUCK SIMON

**Me86Rob** · 01-27-2010, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by simontibbett

My Miata never had a Mazda badge or a removable top, it was more like a tarp, your point is invalid. It did have three large Mazdaspeed stickers on it but those get you huge discounts and cool stuff.

only free shit a miata gets you are free lapdances at Chip & Dales

**Elbow** · 01-27-2010, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by Te72Rob

only free shit a miata gets you are free lapdances at Chip & Dales

No, Mazdaspeed offers lots to Miata racers.

Ever heard of SPEC MIATA?

Yeah, click the red X at the top of the window. Or go drive your 12HP riding mower Gayrolla around with your chubby chode.

**Me86Rob** · 01-27-2010, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by simontibbett

No, Mazdaspeed offers lots to Miata racers.

Ever heard of SPEC MIATA?

Yeah, click the red X at the top of the window. Or go drive your 12HP riding mower Gayrolla around with your chubby chode.

its 60hp thank you very much. By the way, that whole "click the X" shit doesnt work for Mac owners.

**Elbow** · 01-27-2010, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Te72Rob

its 60hp thank you very much. By the way, that whole "click the X" shit doesnt work for Mac owners.

Click whatever fag button you have. Do you own everything that's for homos?

**Nemesis** · 01-27-2010, 10:30 AM

wtf has my thread turned into!?!?!?!

**BluesClues** · 01-27-2010, 10:32 AM

My Little Pony I think you already know! What did you think would happen with an avatar like that? You attracted all the homo members of IA into one thread minus a few

**Nemesis** · 01-27-2010, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by BluesClues

My Little Pony I think you already know! What did you think would happen with an avatar like that? You attracted all the homo members of IA into one thread minus a few

yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

**Me86Rob** · 01-27-2010, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by simontibbett

Click whatever fag button you have. Do you own everything that's for homos?

naw. No miata in my driveway

**Elbow** · 01-27-2010, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Te72Rob

naw. No miata in my driveway

Mine either.

**xxbckiexx** · 01-27-2010, 11:36 AM

so automatically they're gonna rob shit cuz they're black? fucking racist.

**S2KJD** · 01-27-2010, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Nemesis

So im walking my dogs out for the last time before I retire for the night, and I notice a slammed DC5 integra with ricer ass blue headlights drive by. Two black dudes in it, one drives up to me and asks, you mind telling me how much rent is here? Lots of nice cars parked outside". I told him I dont live there just staying with a friend.

Either way, shit was suspicious. Tag number was something like WTE3ZE with a olympic tag or something. My shit parked in the garage at night, but my womans car isnt....

and you just announced to the world this happening last night incase them or their friends get on here and better yet i just bumped it for ya lol

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