I am a girl and have held a pissing one eyed monster.
I am a girl and have never held a watering shaft.
I am a girl and haven't but want to.
I am a guy and asked and recieved.
I am a guy and asked but didn't get the help.
I am a guy and that's nasty.
I drink pee.
I am a guy and I asked another guy to hold it for me.
I am a guy but I had my member removed.
I am girl and I ask my boyfriend to hold it for me.
I am a guy and I retain water.
Girls Holding Watering Hose....(NWS Talk?)
Ok, I KNOW I'm not the only guy who's asked their girlfriend or some girl to hold his dick while taking a piss...who on here HAS (girls) and which guys asked?
Discuss if you haven't why you haven't. I think it's critical to do. Just like watching a girl pee at least once.
is it cause u need smaller hands for ur small dick? lol i kid
LMFAO...I seriously laughed out loud, that's how dumb that joke was.Originally Posted by j0nbunklah0m
lol wow
I didnt ask but one time I had to pee and there was snow everywhere and a girl wanted to use my magic snow marker to write her name in the snow so I told her go for it.
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Whoever edited it, thanks, I forgot to put what I want!
It's missing the "I'm a guy and this kinda stupid shit would bore me."
Bathroom time is a special time for me and my weiner and/or butthole. I like to spend it reading back issues of hot rod or steinbeck novels. Why would a girl want to help you get rid of waste exiting your body?
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you forgot
GoLdEn ShOwErS!
Got a MINI?Don't talk to me.
FUCK your FADS
lol at drunkscotsman
LOL IVE HAD HELP BEFORE
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yeah ive done that... also i was at a party once and had to piss really bad. well there was a chick on the tiolet, one in the sink and some girl taken a shower. so i had the girl in the sink spread her legs while i pissed in between them! that was definitly fun!
nope, but I'll ask the lady tonight for some assistance
CHASE ->>> WHAT MATTERS
Where is the "I am a guy and two girls forcefully grabbed my wiener while I was peeing" option?
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lol @ the whole thread
Are you participating?lol @ the whole thread
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Do I have to in order to leave a comment about something that caught my attention while bored?
Why yes, yes you do.
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lol I just thought it was all hilarious :p I'm bored as hell right now n decided to come in here n look around... lots of threads thus far have made me laugh, including this one. Doesn't mean I have to participate in the poll tho
You know you want to. Don't be shy.lol I just thought it was all hilarious :p I'm bored as hell right now n decided to come in here n look around... lots of threads thus far have made me laugh, including this one. Doesn't mean I have to participate in the poll tho
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Eh, not shy by any means. I just don't feel like it right now
That means you held the spraying shaft.Eh, not shy by any means. I just don't feel like it right now
Doesn't mean I did, but doesn't mean I didn't. Jus means you'll never know ahahaha
Doesn't mean I did, but doesn't mean I didn't. Jus means you'll never know ahahaha
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That's fine, no worries.Doesn't mean I did, but doesn't mean I didn't. Jus means you'll never know ahahaha
I'm bored
Not me. Works sucksI'm bored
But, on a good note, I haz innernetz!
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Well, my kid's asleep and my husband's on the xbox..I'm not tired, so not goin to bed yet. So just on here lookin around
Ah, cool. Go get on your husband's "xbox".
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He's playin Modern Warfare 2. I told him I wanted to play, but he's engrossed right now...so I'm drinkin a few beers n hangin out here
What are ya' drinkin'?
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Bud Light Lime. Bout the only beer I can drink. I'm not a beer drinker....prefer my mixed, fruity drinks or shots
all this beer talk makes me want a beer.
x2
lol so go get some :p
MGD's pretty good, too I guess. Heini ain't bad..
I just had a free glass of wine.
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Wine.. ugh.. all I've tasted is just naaaaasty
This is IA, what the fuck is wine? Boomsfarm? Take your wine to 6speed.I just had a free glass of wine.
Just kidding pour me a glass.
patron please...no lime, no salt..
I only like Patron because they support real motorsport.
Yes sir. It was the house wine of the hotel. Buy and entree, get a "free" glass of wine.
Ooo, I like you. Let's do shots!
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