ATTN: LIZBIZ

[ilovemyhonda.]

Ain't gotta day job so I have nuthin to quit
But if I have to tell ya, your lyrics ain't shit
Hot? Not sure, but I'll tell you what it seems
That after 3 or 4 drinks, you'd be the girl of my dreams
Then I do my thing, make it cream
I split it and hit it and quit it and forgit it
Make like the end of a movie and be an exit scene
Baby J, you got that shit, you my motherfuckin ace
But then you got mad I could see it in your face
It all started when you went chasin after the truth
You found that below the waste that I'm blacker than you
Gonna quit now cuz I got shit else to say
Just want to say have a glorious day...


LB, I'm throwing out the disclaimer that I was just goofing around and meant nothing by the words. It was just to rhyme with. Later, QD.

OMG that was great!

[BABY J]

I can't keep up w/ you fools. Its just all in fun. I'ma bust QDs ass before I leave tho - LOL

[BABY J]

Im g'd up, little mama stay fly.
I got my swag game up, this girl be hella certified.
Can't nobody top me, I am that good.
Keeping it classy in my hood.
All these guys wanna date me,
but I brush them off simply cuz they don't phase me.

Certifiably retarded. Yeah I think that's it,
Your swag is outdated - revamp that shit.

Can't nobody top you? BULLSHIT you have a kid
He topped you then he popped all inside of it.:idb:

I'm a dad as well - it's a beautiful thing...
I'm just playing on this site cause it's so boring.

Guys don't wanna date you, they just wanna rape you
after u show how crazy u are - then they just wanna hate you.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Certifiably retarded. Yeah I think that's it,
Your swag is outdated - revamp that shit.

Can't nobody top you? BULLSHIT you have a kid
He topped you then he popped all inside of it.:idb:

I'm a dad as well - it's a beautiful thing...
I'm just playing on this site cause it's so boring.

Guys don't wanna date you, they just wanna rape you
after u show how crazy u are - then they just wanna hate you.

Don't be a hater, lifes to short.
My swagger is out of this world, your's was just aborted.

Funny thing is I am already above you
Stop making excuses for why your shit ain't true.

I love being a mom, I am not ashamed.
Don't be mad it wasn't you who came.

I am not an easy ho, sorry trick that aint me
I got more class then mrs. mohammad ali (sp?)

[LizBiz]

Hahhaahahhahah!!!!! He said outdated

Lulz!

Hmmmmmm wait till I get to a red light. Get on that ass!

[BABY J]

Don't be a hater, lifes to short.
My swagger is out of this world, your's was just aborted.

Funny thing is I am already above you
Stop making excuses for why your shit ain't true.

I love being a mom, I am not ashamed.
Don't be mad it wasn't you who came.

I am not an easy ho, sorry trick that aint me
I got more class then mrs. mohammad ali (sp?)

LMFAO!!!!! PWND

[quickdodge®]

Y'all fools trying to maintain running the name game
Like you're fourth graders still it's all just the same thang
I've heard before what you want a reward
You may die by the mike but I die by the sword
This street shit is the dangerzone so you need to change your tone
Been at it for years, even made Mary in the manger moan
After she heard my rhyme fest, she stood and hollered out mines the best
Ever since then I haven't had much time to rest
I challenged you at open mike night had you in my line of sight
But you put yourself out like you was a pilot light

Yeah. Later, QD.

[LizBiz]

Wtf is going on in here?
Gotta a dude tellin me he wanna put it in my ear.
I get nasty
But only if you worth it
Have you textin me talkin bout how "it's perfect"
Don't get it twisted
Ms. Biz is a good girl!
But once I put it on ya be sure ima rock yo world.

[LizBiz]

Damn Tiff did you write that???? ROFL!!!!

[Vteckidd]

worst fucking song ever, jesus get some musical taste

[ilovemyhonda.]

Damn Tiff did you write that???? ROFL!!!!

Sure did, took me like 30 minutes to think of it to lol

[Vteckidd]

I got one
















hickory dickory dock
all of you can suck my cock
no homo

[BABY J]

Y'all fools trying to maintain running the name game
Like you're fourth graders still it's all just the same thang
I've heard before what you want a reward
You may die by the mike but I die by the sword
This street shit is the dangerzone so you need to change your tone
Been at it for years, even made Mary in the manger moan
After she heard my rhyme fest, she stood and hollered out mines the best
Ever since then I haven't had much time to rest
I challenged you at open mike night had you in my line of sight
But you put yourself out like you was a pilot light

What impact you bringin'? The ground ain't even shakin'.
DJ Senior Citizen Rap Guru? Sounds like you're faking.
Flaking. Taking the world by storm - that's what I do kid...
I'm the father of your kids - u just ain't noticed it.

Say you rock the mic? Well I rock YOU Mike...
You might, be tight - LOLOL SIKE.

So you made Mary moan? No shit she's a virgin.
That ain't hard to do, but it tells me what you workin'
with - between ya legs but u claim to be black.
I'll make a pro prostitute play defense and then back...

up against the wall cause my dick is too tall.
No homo tho, hoe.. know it's a rhyme that all.

I'll give ya credit - you're inked, you may rock the left coast.
Maybe 100 years ago when they Navy had row boats.
I boast. Wine toasts - cock engulfing ya bedpost.
While youre out on the road cb talkin to Prevosts.

You really ain't a challenge kid - what you rockin' New Balances?
I'll knock you out and keep ya off balance just like the drinks did.

[ilovemyhonda.]

I got one
















hickory dickory dock
all of you can suck my cock
no homo

you would like that wouldn't you?

[quickdodge®]

Holy shit that was cool, lolol, J. Later, QD.

[ilovemyhonda.]

What impact you bringin'? The ground ain't even shakin'.
DJ Senior Citizen Rap Guru? Sounds like you're faking.
Flaking. Taking the world by storm - that's what I do kid...
I'm the father of your kids - u just ain't noticed it.

Say you rock the mic? Well I rock YOU Mike...
You might, be tight - LOLOL SIKE.

So you made Mary moan? No shit she's a virgin.
That ain't hard to do, but it tells me what you workin'
with - between ya legs but u claim to be black.
I'll make a pro prostitute play defense and then back...

up against the wall cause my dick is too tall.
No homo tho, hoe.. know it's a rhyme that all.

I'll give ya credit - you're inked, you may rock the left coast.
Maybe 100 years ago when they Navy had row boats.
I boast. Wine toasts - cock engulfing ya bedpost.
While youre out on the road cb talkin to Prevosts.

You really ain't a challenge kid - what you rockin' New Balances?
I'll knock you out and keep ya off balance just like the drinks did.

[ilovemyhonda.]

What impact you bringin'? The ground ain't even shakin'.
DJ Senior Citizen Rap Guru? Sounds like you're faking.
Flaking. Taking the world by storm - that's what I do kid...
I'm the father of your kids - u just ain't noticed it.

Say you rock the mic? Well I rock YOU Mike...
You might, be tight - LOLOL SIKE.

So you made Mary moan? No shit she's a virgin.
That ain't hard to do, but it tells me what you workin'
with - between ya legs but u claim to be black.
I'll make a pro prostitute play defense and then back...

up against the wall cause my dick is too tall.
No homo tho, hoe.. know it's a rhyme that all.

I'll give ya credit - you're inked, you may rock the left coast.
Maybe 100 years ago when they Navy had row boats.
I boast. Wine toasts - cock engulfing ya bedpost.
While youre out on the road cb talkin to Prevosts.

You really ain't a challenge kid - what you rockin' New Balances?
I'll knock you out and keep ya off balance just like the drinks did.

Who do you think you are?
Your shit aint up to par.
Im the number 1 supa star.
leaving you in the park after dark,
staring at the moon and stars in the sky
thinking about me now your brain is fried.
You should know by now baby girl is a stunna in the streets
but a freak in the sheets
havin you beatin your meat
but I aint gon give you these treats
I wont even give you the time to speak
you aint worth my time
this is my moment to shine
deuces to the losas

[BABY J]

Don't be a hater, lifes to short.
My swagger is out of this world, your's was just aborted.

Funny thing is I am already above you
Stop making excuses for why your shit ain't true.

I love being a mom, I am not ashamed.
Don't be mad it wasn't you who came.

I am not an easy ho, sorry trick that aint me
I got more class then mrs. mohammad ali (sp?)

And he's back - thought I gave up, bitch I'm just begining.
I'ma bump this bitch till you see that you ain't winning.
MC Single Mom Inc. - I'm feeling that shit.
If the dad isn't around it's his loss not the kids'.

If he is - that's what's up, the he gets my vote.
I give you props on that shit - now I'm about to just choke
you out lil bitch - you tryna step to this?
you swing - you miss - now I'm bout to get pissed.

Say you got more class - but do you got mo ass?
I'd bet that muthfucka is all flat - gurl you outta gas.

[quickdodge®]

What impact you bringin'? The ground ain't even shakin'.
DJ Senior Citizen Rap Guru? Sounds like you're faking.
Flaking. Taking the world by storm - that's what I do kid...
I'm the father of your kids - u just ain't noticed it.

Say you rock the mic? Well I rock YOU Mike...
You might, be tight - LOLOL SIKE.

So you made Mary moan? No shit she's a virgin.
That ain't hard to do, but it tells me what you workin'
with - between ya legs but u claim to be black.
I'll make a pro prostitute play defense and then back...

up against the wall cause my dick is too tall.
No homo tho, hoe.. know it's a rhyme that all.

I'll give ya credit - you're inked, you may rock the left coast.
Maybe 100 years ago when they Navy had row boats.
I boast. Wine toasts - cock engulfing ya bedpost.
While youre out on the road cb talkin to Prevosts.

You really ain't a challenge kid - what you rockin' New Balances?
I'll knock you out and keep ya off balance just like the drinks did.

Battling me is a muthafuccin no-no
If you think you gonna beat me be ready to take a photo
Cause winners against me are as extinct as the dodo
My flow is faster than yours even when I'm in slo-mo
And this ain't the real thing, this is just a goddamn promo
You're just a fuccin HAN like my muthafucca Solo
You sittin around looking Dazed and Confused
Wishin you hadn't stepped in cuz you're just gettin abused
Cuz you're on board the USS QD for a cruise
To get your ass beat down and your ego bruised
I don't wanna put too much emphasis
While I empty this
Rhyme down your ear cuz I know you will envy this
So grab a chair, some paper a pen and take notes
Cuz not only do I break hearts, I break hopes
And dreams
Sometimes I'm not what I seem
And if you were a real MC, you'd know what I mean
And after all is said and done, you'll know who the boss is
And now that we all know I came in and stomped this
And I know that I got what I set out to accomplish
By making you realize that you made the wrong wish

Later, QD.

[ilovemyhonda.]

And he's I'm back - thought I gave up, bitch I'm just begining.
I'ma bump this bitch till you see that you ain't winning.
MC Single Mom Inc. - I'm feeling that shit.
If the dad isn't around it's his loss not the kids'.

If he is - that's what's up, the he gets my vote.
I give you props on that shit - now I'm about to just choke
you out lil bitch - you tryna step to this?
you swing - you miss - now I'm bout to get pissed.

Say you got more class - but do you got mo ass?
I'd bet that muthfucka is all flat - gurl you outta gas.

Imma tell you this one time so listen real good
Im running this mom game like a real mom should
aint no shame in my game i know my baby daddy's name
Your lyrical content aint nothing compared to mine
My shit will merk you like L.A. crime.
They call me a whooty, if you didn't know,
that is a white girl with a booty

[BABY J]

Who do you think you are?
Your shit aint up to par.
Im the number 1 supa star.
leaving you in the park after dark,
staring at the moon and stars in the sky
thinking about me now your brain is fried.
You should know by now baby girl is a stunna in the streets
but a freak in the sheets
havin you beatin your meat
but I aint gon give you these treats
I wont even give you the time to speak
you aint worth my time
this is my moment to shine
deuces to the losas

You mite be alright when you're writing it on paper...
but this freestyle shit, bitch work with it later.

I admire your tenacity - you just won't quit.
Like ur friend Liz does when she suckin my dick.
LOL - this 3some, taggin' you both in 1 shot
Every rhyme that I spit will remain to be hott.

stunna in the sheets? Freak in the sheets?
Predictable rhymes kid - how old are you three??
Say I beat my meat - girl my meat is unbeatable...
the bumps on your snatch, girl you know it's untreatable.

Little ess tee dee trick - this week, is it syphillis?
I got a condition too baby - and it's called BigDickInYa

[BABY J]

Battling me is a muthafuccin no-no
If you think you gonna beat me be ready to take a photo
Cause winners against me are as extinct as the dodo
My flow is faster than yours even when I'm in slo-mo
And this ain't the real thing, this is just a goddamn promo
You're just a fuccin HAN like my muthafucca Solo
You sittin around looking Dazed and Confused
Wishin you hadn't stepped in cuz you're just gettin abused
Cuz you're on board the USS QD for a cruise
To get your ass beat down and your ego bruised
I don't wanna put too much emphasis
While I empty this
Rhyme down your ear cuz I know you will envy this
So grab a chair, some paper a pen and take notes
Cuz not only do I break hearts, I break hopes
And dreams
Sometimes I'm not what I seem
And if you were a real MC, you'd know what I mean
And after all is said and done, you'll know who the boss is
And now that we all know I came in and stomped this
And I know that I got what I set out to accomplish
By making you realize that you made the wrong wish

Later, QD.

That's a hard ass verse kid

[ilovemyhonda.]

You mite be alright when you're writing it on paper...
but this freestyle shit, bitch work with it later.

I admire your tenacity - you just won't quit.
Like ur friend Liz does when she suckin my dick.
LOL - this 3some, taggin' you both in 1 shot
Every rhyme that I spit will remain to be hott.

stunna in the sheets? Freak in the sheets?
Predictable rhymes kid - how old are you three??
Say I beat my meat - girl my meat is unbeatable...
the bumps on your snatch, girl you know it's untreatable.

Little ess tee dee trick - this week, is it syphillis?
I got a condition too baby - and it's called BigDickInYa

Typical IA guy bring std talk in the mix
Bitch get outside and pick up the sticks
Dont be jealous cuz I aint on yo dick
like these stupid silly ho ass tricks
My shit is flowing from my brain
you cant touch my game
my shit is nba status
im ballin
you just fallin and stallin
dont you know baby steps
start crawlin
you aint taggin me thats fo sho
trying to run yo whack game on me
thats definitely a no no
your a no go
you aint even so so
that is why you flyin solo
Once again i remain on top
you will never take my spot
have you so tongue tied
looks like your shit is in a knot
make like a horse and trot
you aint worthy here
your time is near
i am the one you will forever fear
sorry to tell you that my sweet dear

[ilovemyhonda.]

shit i didnt see QD's part about no-no...damnit..oh well my still hard

ugh damn or the solo part..

guess i should have read his first.

[BABY J]

LOL. Yall kids got me crackin up. I gotta eat - to be continued friends.

[ilovemyhonda.]

LOL. Yall kids got me crackin up. I gotta eat - to be continued friends.

oh i left you speechless

[BABY J]

^^ kinda like that thing you do w/ your tongue.

[ilovemyhonda.]

^^ kinda like that thing you do w/ your tongue.

look at you trying to make your dream a reality
you aint that cute boo
this is just something that i do
all my shit is new
i am better then you
get in the kitchen and make beef stew

[LizBiz]

All ya'll wack!
Lizbiz bringing it back like a fanny pack!
Aint ghetto
But I make it shake like jello
Catch me in the mall flossin my stello.
01 Bimmer bought it myself
Daddy's girl I don't need your help.
Michael Kors heels
I don't buy Gucci
But I got me a dude that pay for my meals.
If you don't want me baby keep it movin
I'm a cutie pie I do the pickin and choosin
A girl like me
Better wash yo face
Look at my ass lil dude you bout to chase
Peep my swag tell me what you see
You can stay stuck on that chick
But she can't do it like me!
Cocky chick
Yea I know keep on hatin
You aint stoppin me from gettin this papah I'm makin

[ilovemyhonda.]

I been in the number one spot since 1987,
you ho's are so jealous you cant even stomach what im sayin.
like a boxing match,
who is ready for their official weigh in.
haha look at you livin at the days inn
talkin bout all that papah that you makin
shut up trick you fakin
im the only real lady cakin
all dolled up like a real MC
the only job you have is workin at mcd's
jealousy is a disease so get well soon
ill see you back here tomorrow maybe around noon
that is if you dont feel ruined